Anniversary: Banana Durian War Part 3

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"Where is Cheng Yi? She's been missing for days! What are we going to do?" The secretary called Hemlatha who was in Korea.

"We got no choice. The wedding still needs to go on. Calm down. You guys do everything according to the plan, just like any other wedding. I'm putting you in charge, Minzzi." Hemlatha couldn't go back immediately as she was busy with the newly set up franchise.

"I'll try my best ma'am." Minzzi said, half-confident.

It was the day.

People were gathered at the palace garden. The garden was decorated with durians; apparently, the fruit dealer mixed up the orders. He shipped the bananas to Madagascar when it was suppose to be shipped to the palace.

Minzzi led the team of people. The guests were seated as the queen came with Shi Yee who was wearing the royal attire that was meant for the prince.

Both of them stood under the hanging durians anxiously. They waited for the princess-to-be to arrive.

The choir started singing all of a sudden

"She's here!" Someone shouted from the crowd.

Tarzana walked in gracefully, wearing the durian gown made by Shi Yee.

Shi Yee and Tarzana stood together in front of the queen.

The ceremony officially started.

"Today, ..." The queen read from the booklet that she was holding.

"This book; I didn't bring my glasses." She put the booklet aside. "Alright, I'll try to improvise. Now, will you, prince BBQ Brian Bakes Queensland take Tarzana to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?"

Shi Yee answered, "I..."

"Wait! Stop! I object this wedding!"

It was Cheng Yi.

"He is not the real prince! This is the prince!" She shouted as everyone faced her. Prince BBQ was by her side. He walked until he was in front of Tarzana.

"I will take Tarzana as my wife no matter what." Prince BBQ said wile looking into her eyes.

"Wait! I want to become the prince! I get to rule Bakry!" Shi Yee nagged at the prince.

Cheng Yi walked to him and took him by his hand gently.

"Honey, I love you." She said sweetly and took one of her heels and knocked him out.

"Well, please do continue this lovely wedding. Excuse me, I'll be leaving first. Everyone, please enjoy the wedding." Cheng Yi bid goodbye and dragged Shi Yee onto a horse. She gave Minzzi a smile hinting her to manage the ceremony. She then rode off into the horizon.

"I will take Tarzana as my wife." The prince repeated after Cheng Yi left.

The queen calmly continued, "and will you, Tarzana take prince BBQ Brian Bakes Queensland to be your husband, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish him and love him today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor him? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?"

She giggled and nodded, "I will."

"You're now husband and wife. You may kiss the bride." The queen said and took the durian that was hanging above her. She left the stage to a table where she feast on her own durian.

They both kissed. Tarzana hugged prince BBQ tightly and whispered into his ear.

"I will get all your riches, especially the large pure diamond that weighs like a titanic. Then, I shall divorce you." She kissed him on the cheek before letting him go.

"Where's my crown?" Shi Yee woke up and felt his head, where the gold crown should have been. He looked around to find himself lying beside a waterfall that was surrounded by a forest of trees.

"You! Would leave me for a crown!?" Cheng Yi was angry, volcano erruption angry. She punch, pinched, and beat him up.

"Cheng Yi, I'm sorry. Let's just forget about what had happened for the past few days, please? Let's start all over again. My love." Shi Yee held both of her hands. "Let's start a new life and I'll cherish and love you more than anything in the universe."

Suddenly, a durian fell from nowhere onto Shi Yee's head.

"LAO GONG!!!!!!"

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From the three musketeers
with the love of bananas