1. You shall be no less than 164cm tall, which means that if you're shorter than me, you're free to fill in the "Chengyi's: So You Think You Can Be My Valentine" next year, if you have grown horizontally and achieved the minimum height mentioned above.
2. You shall not be indulged in the delight of smoking, because smoking is BAD (boohoo!!).
3. If you are a Chinese, you shall be well versed in English because I'm a one of the rare people which is still in the Banana People Club. I'm a limited edition, okay?
4. You shall have all the fine qualities of an English gentleman, take Mr. Darcy from the novel Pride and Prejudice for example. I expect nothing less than that.
5. You shall willingly lose to me in every fights that we had during our courtship because sooner or later, I will win in every arguement. =)
6. You shall have no less than $25000 for your monthly salary. The currency is in Euros.
7. You shall be willing to CATCH A GRENADE,THROW YOUR HAND ON THE BLADE, JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN for me....
8. You shall love me and only me.
9. You shall not spend time with your collegues or buddies in mamak stalls just to watch football matches.
10. You shall be proactive by thinking out ways to impress or make me happy during our dates. I won't mind if you decide to buy me EX-pensive, I mean EX-quisite gifts for me as this without a doubt impresses me the most. WINK!
#Sorry, I can't think of any yet for now. I still have yet another 11 more criterias to go. But anyway, this gives me an idea of a short story. CY out, peace!
P.S. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Saturday, February 12, 2011
She is all over me (Memories meant to be forgotten)
If you can breathe without breathing, if you can sleep without sleeping...
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Lee Ngoh's hands were sweaty as he held the rusty gate of the mansion. The mansion was simply huge, like a whale compared to a hermit crab. He knew somehow that inside was his beloved wife-to-be, captured by his sister. No, correction. His very despicable sister. A brother-sister relationship that might just end today.
The Short Message he got went:' In a place our presence will always be.' He had lost his mind reading it. His first instinct was to search every part of his house. After a drastic search that included the manhole in the backyard, he finally calmed down and worked his way on paper and pen. At the eleventh hour, he figured it out.
It was an abandoned mansion that brought the siblings closer. When they were younger, Lee Ngoh was afraid of the dark,his peers,even tiny insects. Wei Seen was the total opposite. She was bold, furious, and independent. Despite being the younger sister, Wei Seen was the head of the family, the head of everything. Wei Seen loved Lee Ngoh and often helped him to overcome his fears. Her methods were bitter. Bitter. She forced Lee Ngoh to overcome his fears of spiders by forcing him to stay in a room full of spiders and some other creepy crawlies. Wei Seen told him to disturb the older kids just to overcome his fear of being bullied. He remember the day he was beaten blue-black by the bigger kids for stealing their lunch bags as directed by Wei Seen. He remembered, he remembered, he remembered everything.
To overcome his fear for the dark, Wei Seen played hide and seek with Lee Ngoh everyday at this mansion. As they grew older, they still came to this mansion. Lee Ngoh found the mansion very comforting. Wei Seen found it unique. They loved this mansion. Lee Ngoh vividly remembered how Wei Seen cried when they moved away. Lee Ngoh held Wei Seen's hand and looked into her eyes that day and said:'The mansion, in a place our presence will always be.'
To Be Continued
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Lee Ngoh's hands were sweaty as he held the rusty gate of the mansion. The mansion was simply huge, like a whale compared to a hermit crab. He knew somehow that inside was his beloved wife-to-be, captured by his sister. No, correction. His very despicable sister. A brother-sister relationship that might just end today.
The Short Message he got went:' In a place our presence will always be.' He had lost his mind reading it. His first instinct was to search every part of his house. After a drastic search that included the manhole in the backyard, he finally calmed down and worked his way on paper and pen. At the eleventh hour, he figured it out.
It was an abandoned mansion that brought the siblings closer. When they were younger, Lee Ngoh was afraid of the dark,his peers,even tiny insects. Wei Seen was the total opposite. She was bold, furious, and independent. Despite being the younger sister, Wei Seen was the head of the family, the head of everything. Wei Seen loved Lee Ngoh and often helped him to overcome his fears. Her methods were bitter. Bitter. She forced Lee Ngoh to overcome his fears of spiders by forcing him to stay in a room full of spiders and some other creepy crawlies. Wei Seen told him to disturb the older kids just to overcome his fear of being bullied. He remember the day he was beaten blue-black by the bigger kids for stealing their lunch bags as directed by Wei Seen. He remembered, he remembered, he remembered everything.
To overcome his fear for the dark, Wei Seen played hide and seek with Lee Ngoh everyday at this mansion. As they grew older, they still came to this mansion. Lee Ngoh found the mansion very comforting. Wei Seen found it unique. They loved this mansion. Lee Ngoh vividly remembered how Wei Seen cried when they moved away. Lee Ngoh held Wei Seen's hand and looked into her eyes that day and said:'The mansion, in a place our presence will always be.'
To Be Continued
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