1. You shall be no less than 164cm tall, which means that if you're shorter than me, you're free to fill in the "Chengyi's: So You Think You Can Be My Valentine" next year, if you have grown horizontally and achieved the minimum height mentioned above.
2. You shall not be indulged in the delight of smoking, because smoking is BAD (boohoo!!).
3. If you are a Chinese, you shall be well versed in English because I'm a one of the rare people which is still in the Banana People Club. I'm a limited edition, okay?
4. You shall have all the fine qualities of an English gentleman, take Mr. Darcy from the novel Pride and Prejudice for example. I expect nothing less than that.
5. You shall willingly lose to me in every fights that we had during our courtship because sooner or later, I will win in every arguement. =)
6. You shall have no less than $25000 for your monthly salary. The currency is in Euros.
7. You shall be willing to CATCH A GRENADE,THROW YOUR HAND ON THE BLADE, JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN for me....
8. You shall love me and only me.
9. You shall not spend time with your collegues or buddies in mamak stalls just to watch football matches.
10. You shall be proactive by thinking out ways to impress or make me happy during our dates. I won't mind if you decide to buy me EX-pensive, I mean EX-quisite gifts for me as this without a doubt impresses me the most. WINK!
#Sorry, I can't think of any yet for now. I still have yet another 11 more criterias to go. But anyway, this gives me an idea of a short story. CY out, peace!
P.S. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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