Once Upon A Crazy Time

**This Is fiction, once again, I repeat, FICTION^^
**I have no records of when was this written, but it was in the first 3 months of 2010...
**This "story" is written in sort of a script form (or dialogue)...
**This was written by Appa and I...
**Inspiration was (I think) from Omma...

Wei Seen: Why aren't you an actress or in Broadway?
Cheng Yi: Hmm..Do you want me to do that?
Wei Seen: If you want to, I'll give my 100% support.
Shi Yee: {coming out behind the sofa} Are you serious? Are you going to abandon the family?
Cheng Yi: Yes. That is after you give me some cheques for my trip there, the audition fees, my new house, my new dress, my new make-up set......
Shi Yee: What! Hey, you want to fulfill your dream, you do it yourself. I ain't becoming your bank vault.
Cheng Yi: You are already my lovely gold bar since you said I do years ago.
Shi Yee: I regret I said that word...{sigh} Since then, I never stop working, giving you allowance every month, all my property is yours...{stops abruptly as Cheng Yi is holding the racket}
Wei Seen: Stop fighting!!! Dad, it is just a merely, simple family discussion!
Shi Yee & Cheng Yi: URUSAI!!! {Both of them suddenly change to japanese, eyes with blazing flame}
Cheng Yi: You are the one who started this discussion!!! {Cheng Yi turned her head, Wei Seen flees}
Wei Seen: Bye, mum......Bye dad!

{Two of them continued their conversation}

Shi Yee: You are a money-minded, always tire me out!!
Cheng Yi: You make me even tired, since I knew you, you act childishly!!
Shi Yee: But, that is why you like me so much!!
Cheng Yi: Forget about the "so much", that should be used "once upon a time..." Now, you are such a jerk!
Shi Yee: Look who's talking! My life is now controlled by the one I love. I'm now merely your storage system.
Cheng Yi: No...You are my gold bar, my one and only special gold bar that I'll never change in the world.
Shi Yee: {Vomits blood} You are mushy...{soften voice}

{Son comes in with daughter}

Lee Ngoh: That's because you love each other. Remember the song??
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Wei Seen: Not again...

{Sing together}
#I love you, you love me
We are family like family should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too#

Shi Yee: The next time I hear the song, I'm gonna......{Stops as Cheng Yi looked at Shi Yee with warning eyes}
Cheng Yi: Shi Yee......
Shi Yee: I'm outta here.
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: When you're gone, the...
Cheng Yi: Stop...

{Shi Yee comes in later with a sulky face}

Shi Yee: Have you all done singing?
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Of course we will, after you promise us to give RM300 as Chinese New Year pocket money...
Shi Yee: You got me begging you for mercy...
Cheng Yi: Why won't you release me...
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: I'll never let you go
Shi Yee: Why??
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Because we are still too young!!
Shi Yee: What!
Cheng Yi: If you don't mind me saying...Wei Seen, you are already married and Lee Ngoh also has a university!
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Well, we are still young and still need Appa's support.
Shi Yee: Why do I have such kids?
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: How do I live without you...

{Shi Yee faints}

Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Oops!
Cheng Yi: Appa, I'm not going to take any allowance.
Shi Yee: {Wakes up} Really?
Cheng Yi: There, he's alive!!

{Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen clap hands}

Shi Yee: I shouldn't have waken up.

THE END