I am soooooooooooooooooooooo glad to hear from you Shi Yee. All the time you didn't blog, I thought you were kidnapped by aliens. You actually plan to study chemical engineering, good on you! I want to do something with chemicals too! Mad scientist with white hair like Albert Einstein on the way.
I was a little depressed yesterday, and a few days before that. I felt, there was something missing in my life. Something until now I can't figure out. Hope to find out what it is soon. Do you know what's missing in my life?
I was initially working at a bakery and it was quite an experience you know. You should try working, seriously. It changes you a lot. Then, due to the distance from my house, I changed job. Now, I'm a teacher. And all the kindergarten kids go like 'lao shi lao shi'.
Sadly, I am bullied by students. They make noise, play around, and even dance around. And they do it when I try to teach them! So ,I had enough. I raised my voice, threaten to keep them in school until night and not allow them to go home if they didn't keep quiet and sit down. That was all I needed. All of them sat down really quietly. Kids are so innocent, they believe everything you say. Haha, I'm bullying them now alright.
That's all for now. Lots of love to everyone I know.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Hello...
Wow, it had been ages since I blogged anything in the family blog (too lazy to write) and Wei Seen had kept reminding me to blog. Maybe it was too late to say "Happy New Year 2011", so I will just say "Happy Chinese New Year"!!! It is time for us to eat, play and rest (I do these everyday now)...
Shu Yuan, too bad I cannot meet you up at Cheng Yi's house in holiday...Hope I can visit you, maybe after I get my driving license...haha
Cheng Yi, congrats as you are studying, at least you got something to occupy your free time. So, how is it in Sunway college?
Wei Seen, you are as free as me...Hahaha...People free like me got nothing to do and ended up reminiscing passed time, suddenly I miss school (not exam of course). I miss everyone in our family, especially the time when we are joking, teasing each other, laughing uncontrollably (I wonder if anyone misses my laughters??) Haha...
As for Lee Ngoh, I hope she can meet a handsome, rich guy and fall in love as soon as possible so I can attend her wedding a few years later.
Hung Mann, hope all is well for your driving lessons...Lim Hui, just met you a few days ago, looks like you are doing well...
Xin Wei, Jayme and Hui Jun all going for A levels...Good Luck!!!
What I am doing in this long-term holiday...
1. Watching anime (I can't live without anime especially D Gray Man. I am catching up the manga every month and got so tensed up as Lavi caught by Noah, Allen has been locked up and Kanda with unknown destiny)...
2. Getting driving licence by attending driving lessons...What I want to say is driving is not an easy stuff...
3. Playing piano (Just practicing in case I forgot)
4. Reading Harry Potter (Can't believe I almost forgot the storyline in the 7th book)
5. Apply to University of Nottingham for chemical engineering
6. Waiting for SPM result
Lastly, I hoped everyone of you enjoy your holiday and be happy always!!!
Untitled-She is all over me(Never let go)
She wondered if she would regret what she did later. But it was too late, she held the stick tightly in her sweaty palms, ready to strike.
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Everybody was present, including all of his high school friends. Finally, his big day. He was getting married! He stood at the alter, in a daze, not really breathing. And then suddenly he hears some idiot say: 'The bride is missing.' Lee Ngoh starts to feel the room spinning. He runs to the back and gets his phone. He calls his sister, not bothering about the message he got ten minutes ago. The phone rings, and rings, and rings until the voicemail greets him. He slams the phone down cursing some very awful words.
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It's been 24 hours since Claire had been missing. Wei Seen had been missing too. Nobody saw her since yesterday. Lee Ngoh could not help it. He had the feeling of choking and drowning at the same time as panic filled him up. He made a police report, together with his father and mother. He finally checks his phone. There was only one message, the same one since morning. The message was sent from Wei Seen's phone.
To Be Continued
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Everybody was present, including all of his high school friends. Finally, his big day. He was getting married! He stood at the alter, in a daze, not really breathing. And then suddenly he hears some idiot say: 'The bride is missing.' Lee Ngoh starts to feel the room spinning. He runs to the back and gets his phone. He calls his sister, not bothering about the message he got ten minutes ago. The phone rings, and rings, and rings until the voicemail greets him. He slams the phone down cursing some very awful words.
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It's been 24 hours since Claire had been missing. Wei Seen had been missing too. Nobody saw her since yesterday. Lee Ngoh could not help it. He had the feeling of choking and drowning at the same time as panic filled him up. He made a police report, together with his father and mother. He finally checks his phone. There was only one message, the same one since morning. The message was sent from Wei Seen's phone.
To Be Continued
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Untitled-She is all over me(I will marry me)
She stuck every single picture of her on the wall. She couldn't help it. She was in love.
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'God, tell me this is a joke. Please, tell me it is.' Wei Seen was in a you-do-not-know-anything tone. Lee Ngoh found it very irritating.
'I'm a grown man, sister. This is my life. And this is very important. Very.' Lee Ngoh was truly disappointed.
'You only know her for a few months! Dating for a month and tieing the knot? People date for years. How do you know she really is what you have been thinking? What if she is evil? You can't marry someone you don't know well. It might end up in divorce. You might be seriously hurt, mentally. Listen to me. Please, I'm begging.' Lee Ngoh could not believe his own ears. That was his own sister, against him. He wasn't giving in. Not this time.
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'Does anyone oppose this lovely couple from being together till eternity?' The priest asked, standing at the alter. Nobody said anything. Lee Ngoh held Claire's hand tightly. She was lovely in a low cut white traditional gown. She looked like an Angel. Too bright. Stealing every single attention in this room.
Then, the church doors opened. Standing at the doorway, was Wei Seen. She barged in, clearly uninvited.
'I'm against them. They should not be together. At all. Get lost Claire. Marry yourself. Get away from my brother. Now.' Wei Seen spat out between clenched teeth. She was like an animal.
Claire started sobbing and ran off into the darkness. Everything around faded away, Lee Ngoh was in darkness.
Lee Ngoh woke up. He was in cold sweat. He had proposed to Claire and according to plan, Claire had agreed. They were getting married in a few months. The only problem was Wei Seen. She didn't like any of this. She was probably jealous of Claire. Lee Ngoh was afraid if Wei Seen was going to ruin his wedding and steal Claire from him. He loved Claire.
To Be Continued
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'God, tell me this is a joke. Please, tell me it is.' Wei Seen was in a you-do-not-know-anything tone. Lee Ngoh found it very irritating.
'I'm a grown man, sister. This is my life. And this is very important. Very.' Lee Ngoh was truly disappointed.
'You only know her for a few months! Dating for a month and tieing the knot? People date for years. How do you know she really is what you have been thinking? What if she is evil? You can't marry someone you don't know well. It might end up in divorce. You might be seriously hurt, mentally. Listen to me. Please, I'm begging.' Lee Ngoh could not believe his own ears. That was his own sister, against him. He wasn't giving in. Not this time.
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'Does anyone oppose this lovely couple from being together till eternity?' The priest asked, standing at the alter. Nobody said anything. Lee Ngoh held Claire's hand tightly. She was lovely in a low cut white traditional gown. She looked like an Angel. Too bright. Stealing every single attention in this room.
Then, the church doors opened. Standing at the doorway, was Wei Seen. She barged in, clearly uninvited.
'I'm against them. They should not be together. At all. Get lost Claire. Marry yourself. Get away from my brother. Now.' Wei Seen spat out between clenched teeth. She was like an animal.
Claire started sobbing and ran off into the darkness. Everything around faded away, Lee Ngoh was in darkness.
Lee Ngoh woke up. He was in cold sweat. He had proposed to Claire and according to plan, Claire had agreed. They were getting married in a few months. The only problem was Wei Seen. She didn't like any of this. She was probably jealous of Claire. Lee Ngoh was afraid if Wei Seen was going to ruin his wedding and steal Claire from him. He loved Claire.
To Be Continued
Friday, January 21, 2011
Untitled-She is all over me(First date)
She had snapped pictures today. Many pictures. Pictures of the girl in front of her. Yet somehow, it wasn't enough. She still wanted her so badly. She took a close up picture, a picture of that girl resting her head on her knees and so many many more. She wanted her. Bad.
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It was Friday and Lee Ngoh was out early from work. This surprised everybody he worked with. He had never done that before. Lee Ngoh went shopping with his sister Wei Seen and bought himself a suit. Something to suite Claire's taste. He wanted his first date with a girl he loved to be perfect.
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Lee Ngoh sat in front of Claire. He could not take his eyes of her. Claire's strapless red dress did not do any good. Lee Ngoh was already drooling and fantasizing about Claire. He imagined getting married to Claire, having a honeymoon at Hawaii and having little Lee Ngoh's with her. He wanted his children to have his brains and get her looks.
'I don't believe it. I've been on so many dates and every guy takes me to a Western restaurant-except you. And on a Friday. Guys normally choose Sat's. But I love going out on Fridays. And Japanese food. Thank you.' Claire smiled. Her cheeks were blood red.
'I personally love Japanese food. And Toyota cars. And blue. And helping the poor.' Lee Ngoh stumbled with words.
'We have a lot in common! I don't believe it. I didn't really notice you from the beginning. Such a waste. We could have been and done so much together.' Claire's finger encircled the mouth of her glass.
'Yeah, I love animals and Ping Pong.' Lee Ngoh could not stop his mouth anymore. His mouth had gotten a brain on its own. He hated Japanese food. He loved BMW. He didn't like animals of any kind and totally was into playing golf only. He never did any charity and favourite colour was grey, not blue. Why was he lying so much?
After dinner, they took a stroll at the park nearby.
'You don't have any family?' Lee Ngoh asked.
'They died. My parents and little brother. In a fire when I was 8. I ran out, they didn't. Burned to ashes.' Her tone was soft and sad.
Lee Ngoh couldn't help it. He gave a light hug. Claire responded back and hugged him. Lee Ngoh's heart exploded like it was lit with ten thousand fireworks. He had never hugged a girl besides his mother and sister before.
Before either of them knew it, they were kissing under the moonlight.
To be continued
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It was Friday and Lee Ngoh was out early from work. This surprised everybody he worked with. He had never done that before. Lee Ngoh went shopping with his sister Wei Seen and bought himself a suit. Something to suite Claire's taste. He wanted his first date with a girl he loved to be perfect.
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Lee Ngoh sat in front of Claire. He could not take his eyes of her. Claire's strapless red dress did not do any good. Lee Ngoh was already drooling and fantasizing about Claire. He imagined getting married to Claire, having a honeymoon at Hawaii and having little Lee Ngoh's with her. He wanted his children to have his brains and get her looks.
'I don't believe it. I've been on so many dates and every guy takes me to a Western restaurant-except you. And on a Friday. Guys normally choose Sat's. But I love going out on Fridays. And Japanese food. Thank you.' Claire smiled. Her cheeks were blood red.
'I personally love Japanese food. And Toyota cars. And blue. And helping the poor.' Lee Ngoh stumbled with words.
'We have a lot in common! I don't believe it. I didn't really notice you from the beginning. Such a waste. We could have been and done so much together.' Claire's finger encircled the mouth of her glass.
'Yeah, I love animals and Ping Pong.' Lee Ngoh could not stop his mouth anymore. His mouth had gotten a brain on its own. He hated Japanese food. He loved BMW. He didn't like animals of any kind and totally was into playing golf only. He never did any charity and favourite colour was grey, not blue. Why was he lying so much?
After dinner, they took a stroll at the park nearby.
'You don't have any family?' Lee Ngoh asked.
'They died. My parents and little brother. In a fire when I was 8. I ran out, they didn't. Burned to ashes.' Her tone was soft and sad.
Lee Ngoh couldn't help it. He gave a light hug. Claire responded back and hugged him. Lee Ngoh's heart exploded like it was lit with ten thousand fireworks. He had never hugged a girl besides his mother and sister before.
Before either of them knew it, they were kissing under the moonlight.
To be continued
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Untitled-She is all over me
Hey there, this is all for Wei Seen. Lots of love there! Okay, so here its about Lee Ngoh in love with professor Claire. I am going to add in everybody's name. Haha..evil on the way. I am not so comfortable with dialog writing so here's a story type.
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The sun was hot but the girl that stood in front of her was hotter. She couldn't believe her eyes. She was just a plain Jane-not a tinge of make-up. Her short T-shirt revealed a perfect waist to die for when she lifted her hands. She was surrounded by a bevy of girls. Her eyes shone with such a beauty that made anybody dizzy with awe. She looked more closely and could almost feel her high cheekbones and soft lips on her fingers.
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'Should I call? Tell me. Should I or not? Will I end up like the love-sick students that go for counselling every week? Wait-no. I...Darn it.' Lee Ngoh walked back and fort, he didn't know how much calories he lost, but it was good if he did. He needed to make up for the 3 large pizzas he gobbled up last night with his buddy Hui Jun.
'You don't need to end like the love-sick students you encounter, you already are! There's a flower at the door, you can pick it up, pluck out one petal at a time and say yes, no, yes, no.' Wei Seen said, not even looking at Lee Ngoh, eyes focused on the computer screen.
'Thanks, you are being very very helpful. That's what I needed. Come on sis. You know you wear the pants when it comes to love.' Lee Ngoh sighed. He had always asked 2 people for advice in his life. His father Appa and darling sister Wei Seen in anything. No, everything. His mother was the last person on earth he considered. She was all about the latest handbags and money. She loved money and tried to make money out of everything. In fact, she had been trying to get him a rich wife since the day he was born. For this moment, she was trying to make him marry a 60 year old billionaire widow.
'She didn't reject you for today, she just had a date already. Blame yourself for not asking her earlier. I told you to ask, you were just too shy. Even Appa agrees you should ask her out this Friday. Look, today is Saturday, instead of her being in your arms under starlight and kissing on that perfect moment, you are here with me acting like a 5 year old. Need a milk bottle?' Wei Seen raised up her tone, ready to bite.
'You don't understand, hearing her name could stop my heart. I'm really in love.' Lee Ngoh was almost pleading.
'I'm your sister. So here is what you need.' Wei Seen pulled a shocking-pink envelope that had a mauve border. From the envelope came out papers and pictures of Claire.
'You were stalking her?' Lee Ngoh asked, more furious than shocked.
'You want her, listen to me. I've been following her quite some time and I know her taste and style. She loves Blue. Loves wearing strapless dresses and comfy jeans when not in dresses. She has no siblings and stays with her aunt. She loves Japanese food and has a craze for TVXQ. She cried non-stop when they were going to split up in the park. Throws away most of the love letters and presents given by her students in the big black dustbin behind her house. Based on her past loves, she likes her man simple. She likes men with Toyota cars, men who don't treat her like a lady. I mean, a man that doesn't think women are soft and vulnerable creatures. And she only goes for older men. She likes men with muscles but not a beefy guy, average muscles. All the guys she has dated are taller than her. She likes to go out on Fridays and loves watching late-night movies. Want more?' Wei Seen asked.
'I'm so lucky to have you as my sister. Thank you. I'm asking her out now.' Lee Ngoh moved across the room and stood after opening the door. 'You know what sis? I love you more than my BMW after all.'
To Be Continued.
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The sun was hot but the girl that stood in front of her was hotter. She couldn't believe her eyes. She was just a plain Jane-not a tinge of make-up. Her short T-shirt revealed a perfect waist to die for when she lifted her hands. She was surrounded by a bevy of girls. Her eyes shone with such a beauty that made anybody dizzy with awe. She looked more closely and could almost feel her high cheekbones and soft lips on her fingers.
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'Should I call? Tell me. Should I or not? Will I end up like the love-sick students that go for counselling every week? Wait-no. I...Darn it.' Lee Ngoh walked back and fort, he didn't know how much calories he lost, but it was good if he did. He needed to make up for the 3 large pizzas he gobbled up last night with his buddy Hui Jun.
'You don't need to end like the love-sick students you encounter, you already are! There's a flower at the door, you can pick it up, pluck out one petal at a time and say yes, no, yes, no.' Wei Seen said, not even looking at Lee Ngoh, eyes focused on the computer screen.
'Thanks, you are being very very helpful. That's what I needed. Come on sis. You know you wear the pants when it comes to love.' Lee Ngoh sighed. He had always asked 2 people for advice in his life. His father Appa and darling sister Wei Seen in anything. No, everything. His mother was the last person on earth he considered. She was all about the latest handbags and money. She loved money and tried to make money out of everything. In fact, she had been trying to get him a rich wife since the day he was born. For this moment, she was trying to make him marry a 60 year old billionaire widow.
'She didn't reject you for today, she just had a date already. Blame yourself for not asking her earlier. I told you to ask, you were just too shy. Even Appa agrees you should ask her out this Friday. Look, today is Saturday, instead of her being in your arms under starlight and kissing on that perfect moment, you are here with me acting like a 5 year old. Need a milk bottle?' Wei Seen raised up her tone, ready to bite.
'You don't understand, hearing her name could stop my heart. I'm really in love.' Lee Ngoh was almost pleading.
'I'm your sister. So here is what you need.' Wei Seen pulled a shocking-pink envelope that had a mauve border. From the envelope came out papers and pictures of Claire.
'You were stalking her?' Lee Ngoh asked, more furious than shocked.
'You want her, listen to me. I've been following her quite some time and I know her taste and style. She loves Blue. Loves wearing strapless dresses and comfy jeans when not in dresses. She has no siblings and stays with her aunt. She loves Japanese food and has a craze for TVXQ. She cried non-stop when they were going to split up in the park. Throws away most of the love letters and presents given by her students in the big black dustbin behind her house. Based on her past loves, she likes her man simple. She likes men with Toyota cars, men who don't treat her like a lady. I mean, a man that doesn't think women are soft and vulnerable creatures. And she only goes for older men. She likes men with muscles but not a beefy guy, average muscles. All the guys she has dated are taller than her. She likes to go out on Fridays and loves watching late-night movies. Want more?' Wei Seen asked.
'I'm so lucky to have you as my sister. Thank you. I'm asking her out now.' Lee Ngoh moved across the room and stood after opening the door. 'You know what sis? I love you more than my BMW after all.'
To Be Continued.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Once Upon A Crazy Old Time (Part 1)
**This is fiction, once again, I repeat, FICTION^^
**I have no records of when was this written, but it was in the first 3 months of 2010...
**This "story" is written in sort of a script form (or dialogue)...
**This was written by Appa and I.
**Inspiration was from "Mulan", yes, the story about a girl going to the army so that her father doesn't need to go...... The family version will be a twisted one...
**Noted: I didn't put any name for Mann's parents. They're only known as Father and Mother.
Shi Yee: Eh...I still don't understand how Gran Gran can be so scary...
Cheng Yi: Why don't you ask her? {Smirks}
Mann: Ask me what?
Cheng Yi: Shi Yee wants to ask you something. I have to go Gran Gran, take care.
Mann: Where are you going?
Cheng Yi: I have an ATM meeting with the ladies, we need to plan a budget for the next 5 years.
Mann: The...."A"...What was the name again?
Cheng Yi: The All Thrifty Mothers Society. I have to go now, I'm a bit late. Bye Gran Gran, Shi Yee.
Mann: What a responsible granddaughter-in-law. So, {Sips from the teacup} what does my grandson want to ask?
Shi Yee: Nothing actually. {Saw the big cane held in Mann's right hand}
Mann: You know, your wife is taking charge of the house more than you. Why aren't you doing your part of the family?
Shi Yee: Well, to be honest, she can't trust her money with anyone, including me, her husband.
Mann: You should step up and be a man!
Shi Yee: But she's scary...especially when it's about money.
Mann: {Smiles} That means she's doing fine as a lady.
Shi Yee: Umm....hehehe...{Sips from teacup nervously, still looking at the gigantic cane}
Mann: Have I ever told you about how I met your grandfather?
Shi Yee: Hmm....to think about it, no. Would you mind telling me?
{At this moment, Shi Yee's parents, Jayme and Siang U and children, Lee Ngoh and Wei Seen comes into the living room.}
Shi Yee: Good morning mum, dad.
Jayme & Siang U: Good morning mum. Good morning son.
Siang U: Looks like I should be making breakfast. {Goes to the kitchen}
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Good morning Great Gran Gran, Gran Gran, dad. We're going to school for the co-curriculum.
Shi Yee: Alright. Kids these days......Even on Sundays you have to go to school.
Wei Seen: Ask brother. He's the one that sets the rules.
{Lee Ngoh and Wei Seen went out of the door after saying goodbye to the family.}
Jayme: Where's dad?
Mann: He went out to buy his newspaper one hour ago.
Jayme: Then I should go to the coffee shop.
Lee Ngoh: Why, Gran Gran?
Jayme: Cause he must have forgotten the time, busy reading his newspaper. {Walks out the door after kissing his wife on the cheek in the kitchen}
Mann: The house is now quiet again. You youngsters are always rushing around.
Shi Yee: Hahaha...Gran Gran, about your story...
Mann: Right. I'll tell you...
Siang U: {Walks out of kitchen with a tray of lovely made breakfast} What story, mother?
Mann: The story about how I met your father-in-law. Come, sit closer, so I don't need to shout.
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{In ancient China, at Mann's home......}
Mann: But mum!! I don't want to go there!!
Mother: Why can't you understand that we just want to find you a good husband?!?!
Mann: But they are all either drunks or beggars!! I don't even want to get married!!
Mother: {Nearly fainted as her face turns white} How can you say that?!? What if someone hears you??
Mann: Then let them hear! {Goes out of the house and slams the door}
Mother: How could I have such a daughter? A daughter who doesn't want a husband...
{Mann walks through the town...}
Mann: {Murmuring} I hate those arranged marriage!! How could those people have endured? I already went there for 5 times!! And with all those makeups and perfumes!! I'm allergic to perfumes!! How many times do I have to say it!!
{As Mann still murmurs on, she walks into the woods to catch a breath of fresh air. She was talking to herself as she continues to walk until the waterfall. There was a guy swimming in the waterfall. She was wondering why would anyone swim in the water when it's near winter. She forgot that she was still walking and fell into the water......}
Mann: {Coughs} Uhh..!! I just took a bath!!
{Mann tried to get out of the water. But because she was wearing the clothes her mother forced her to wear, she was taking a long time. The guy saw Mann and hurried to help her. After struggling a few rounds, the guy helped Mann out of the water.}
Mann: Who in the world are you??
Shean: Hello, I am Shean. Are you alright?
Mann: You don't have to drag me out of the water! I know how to swim!
Shean: Hey, I've already saved you. At least a thank you would be nice!
Mann: I don't feel like thanking! Anyway, who needs to thank you!!
Shean: You could have drowned!!
Mann: I know how to swim, get it? I'm leaving! This is a waste of time!!
Shean: Fine!
{Both of them walk away from each other, steamed up and angry. It looks like their the only ones heated in the coming winter....}
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{Shean walked to a campsite. It was full with soldiers doing their own stuff. The daily training hasn't started yet. Shean went to his own camp to meet up with one of his friends, Kunn}
Shean: Gosh! I met a lunatic just now.
Kunn: Wow! Who dares to make you flare up?
Shean: How would I know? She's just rude, mean, impolite, ungrateful!!
Kunn: Whoa...Whoa...Wait. "She"?
Shean: Yes! A "She"!!
Kunn: Because, I think you just describe a girl that's in my life for years.
Shean: What? Who?
Kunn: My sister is a little rough. If she gets angry, she becomes just like what you said.
Shean: Not Possible. Never will the person I describe be your sister. She should be...hmm...a girl of grace, beauty, polite......{Starts imagining a perfect girl}
Kunn: But...
Shean: {Continues} She should be just like you, intelligent and well-educated...
{The horn was being sounded.}
Kunn: But...
Shean: Hurry, we have to go for the training. Or else I need to punish you in front of all the others...
Kunn: Alright, march...
{During marching...}
Commander: Straight! Soldiers, am I training sissies? Faster!! Faster! Faster!!!
{Kunn stumbled upon a rock and fell down.}
Commander: You! Soldier! 100 pumping now!
Kunn: Yes sir.
Commander: Add rope climbing 5 times!
Kunn: Yes sir.
Commander: Faster!!
{While the other soldiers were marching, Kunn did the 100 pumping. After that, he was panting very badly. He still had to do the rope climbing. Slowly, step by step, he climbed up the rope.}
Commander: Faster soldier! Add 3!!
Kunn: Yes sir.
{He nearly reached the top when his sweaty hands gave way. He fell. He had to start all over again.}
Kunn: {Mumbling} Just great. Kunn, just keep up the good work.
{Cautiously, he climbed and reached the top. He took a deep breath and looked at the other soldiers. Suddenly, the horn sounded: It was an attack!}
Kunn: Why me? I just finished the rope climb!
{Panicking, Kunn tried to climb down as fast as he could so that he can be armored and prepared for battle. But, he slipped and fell to the ground. Then, everything went black.}
Kunn: Where am I? Oww....my head....{Felt for his head} Wait....this isn't my head!! What is this??!!?
{Kunn heard someone calling his name and he tried turning to see who was it.}
Kunn: Who are you?? I can't see you. Where are you?
{Suddenly, his face was cold. He opened his eyes.}
Kunn: Hey!!! Wait....where am I??
Shean: Do you still remember me?
Kunn: It's not funny. What happened?
Shean: Well...hmm.....how should I put this. There was a surprise training attack. Everyone did well, but you fell from the rope and passed out.
Kunn: Great! I'm going to get more pumping and rope climbing, and push ups......
Shean: You do talk a lot sometimes. Have you ever thought of going back home?
Kunn: I can't. The commander's going to kill me!
Shean: No. He won't. You try standing up now.
Kunn: Why would you tell me to do such a simple thing? Of course I'm going to stand up and go for the commander's shouting, after having my food.
Shean: I'm gonna see...
{Kunn stood up, but in less than a second...}
Kunn: Ahhhhhhh!!!! My leg!!!!!
Shean: {Help Kunn to stand up} Well, you're certainly not walking out of here with two legs.
Kunn: What!??! You mean I'm going to lose my leg? They're going to amputate it??
Shean: No, you'll have three. Here's your recovery gift. Meet "Tongkat", "Tongkat Ali".
Kunn: {Took the crutches} Not funny. Just great! Finally I'll be going home and maybe hear my father's great stories as a captain that sailed the seven seas!
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{After packing up, Kunn walked back to his home. It was a few miles away, but he chose to walk home so that people won't say that he's a pampered rich kid.}
Kunn: {Walking and mumbling} Just perfect! The neighbors will be laughing. Dad will see it, then he'll ask why. And finally, I have to tell him that I can't finish my 2 year service because of the embarrassing incident.
{Kunn saw a very familiar figure further up the path. He looked intensely to find out who was it.}
Kunn: Wait....Wh... is she....She's Mann! Hey! Mann!! Wait! For! Me!
{The figure turned around, then turns back and ran as fast as it can.}
Kunn: Hey wait! Can't you recognize your own brother??
{Kunn didn't notice a rock in front of the path. His injured leg accidentally kicked it.}
Kunn: Sakit ni! Aduhai! Apa ni! O dear! Bad day!
{Kunn, limping with his crutches, like a broken wooden puppet, barely walked but crawled to the front of his house.}
Kunn: {Knocks on door} Mum......are you there? Hello? {Echo: hello...helloo....hellooo.....}
{The maid, Mee Rebus came.}
Mee Rebus: Who is it?? {Turns head to left and right, but she didn't see anyone.}
Kunn: {Tugging at the maid's shoe because he was lying flat on the ground.} Below here.
Mee Rebus: O my!! {Starts jumping and dancing.} What a surprise! It's so good to see you master! We miss you so much! How are you? Have you eaten well? How......
Kunn: Can...can...can...you please....bring me into...the house....{Melts flat into a large roti canai.}
Mee Rebus: Just wait a bit dear, I'll go and call Laksa. {Goes back into the house.}
Kunn: Wait......I just need you to help me in...
{After about 5 minutes, Mee Rebus and Laksa, the butler, came out.}
Laksa: Good afternoon sir. {Bows in front of Kunn and holds out arm only to show the way.}
Kunn: I know my own house!! Mr. Laksa, can you please lend me a hand?
Laksa: Yes sir. {Took out a rubber made hand and passes it to Kunn.}
Kunn: {Speechless} Never mind, nice to see both of you.
{Kunn crawls and pulls himself into the dining room. There on the large antique dining table, was filled with plates of delicious, mouth-watering food!!}
Kunn: Food!!! I'm starved!!! {Stood up out of a sudden and ran to one of the seats, well, actually, hopping with his crutches.} Thank you!!! {Took a fried drumstick.}
Mee Rebus: Wait!!! {Hits Kunn's hand and took away the drumstick.} That's for your father's gathering!
Kunn: Then, where's mine??
Mee Rebus: I haven't got time to prepare. I didn't know you would come home.
Kunn: {Hopeless} So you want me to sit here starving? I'm a patient!
Mee Rebus: Okay, master. I'll cook you a pot of porridge first. {Goes to kitchen and starts cooking.}
##########
{After the weird encounter with the scary limping person that was following her, Mann was talking to herself.}
Mann: Gosh! I think I met a lunatic. Or an admirer? Luckily I can run fast. Gee......I'd better go back home.
{Mann walks into her house. She saw a familiar person. The person was sitting at the dining table, eating?}
Mann: {Shouts} Who are you??
{Kunn was eating his porridge, when all of a sudden, he heard his "lovely, cute" sister's tremendous voice. And......he choked his porridge.}
Kunn: {Turns around} What?? {Trembling.}
Mann: Is that you?
Kunn: Yup.
Mann: You're the weird, scary, limping guy? {Dashes beside Kunn and slaps him at the back.} Hi brother! So how was the hide and seek?
Kunn: {Vomits} Hide and seek?
Mann: Yea, you hide and the whole army force seeks for you.
Kunn: I didn't hide! I did the training......
Mann: And you fail...{Teases Kunn} Kunn failed....what is dad going to say.
Kunn: Haih, just don't bother me. I'm tired and tortured like a ragged doll. Let me finish my porridge.
Mann: Alright. I'll be outside playing.
Kunn: The sword or nun chucks?
Mann: Still deciding......maybe archery.
Kunn: Please place the target board on the other side of town. The arrows will not, I repeat, not be targeted into the house!
Mann: Yea yea...{Walks out.}
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
{Present day}
Mann: Then.......let me try to remember...
Siang U: Tea? {Hands the cup of green tea to Mann.}
Mann: Thank you.
Shi Yee: Umm...Gran Gran, can you speed up your story? Fast forward?
Mann: No. I can't remember if I fast forward. I'm going to tell it just as how it happened.
Shi Yee: But I'm getting sleep.....{Saw Mann waving her cane.} I just really really want to know.
Mann: Then listen! Now let me see, where was I? {Stands up} I need to go and have some delicious muffins first.
Shi Yee: But...Gran Gran...
Siang U: Son, respect.
Shi Yee: Okay. {Pouts}
Siang U: How old are you again? {Smiles} Why don't we join in your grandmother for some muffins?
Shi Yee: Okay.
{The three went to have their muffins.}
TO BE CONTINUED
**I have no records of when was this written, but it was in the first 3 months of 2010...
**This "story" is written in sort of a script form (or dialogue)...
**This was written by Appa and I.
**Inspiration was from "Mulan", yes, the story about a girl going to the army so that her father doesn't need to go...... The family version will be a twisted one...
**Noted: I didn't put any name for Mann's parents. They're only known as Father and Mother.
Shi Yee: Eh...I still don't understand how Gran Gran can be so scary...
Cheng Yi: Why don't you ask her? {Smirks}
Mann: Ask me what?
Cheng Yi: Shi Yee wants to ask you something. I have to go Gran Gran, take care.
Mann: Where are you going?
Cheng Yi: I have an ATM meeting with the ladies, we need to plan a budget for the next 5 years.
Mann: The...."A"...What was the name again?
Cheng Yi: The All Thrifty Mothers Society. I have to go now, I'm a bit late. Bye Gran Gran, Shi Yee.
Mann: What a responsible granddaughter-in-law. So, {Sips from the teacup} what does my grandson want to ask?
Shi Yee: Nothing actually. {Saw the big cane held in Mann's right hand}
Mann: You know, your wife is taking charge of the house more than you. Why aren't you doing your part of the family?
Shi Yee: Well, to be honest, she can't trust her money with anyone, including me, her husband.
Mann: You should step up and be a man!
Shi Yee: But she's scary...especially when it's about money.
Mann: {Smiles} That means she's doing fine as a lady.
Shi Yee: Umm....hehehe...{Sips from teacup nervously, still looking at the gigantic cane}
Mann: Have I ever told you about how I met your grandfather?
Shi Yee: Hmm....to think about it, no. Would you mind telling me?
{At this moment, Shi Yee's parents, Jayme and Siang U and children, Lee Ngoh and Wei Seen comes into the living room.}
Shi Yee: Good morning mum, dad.
Jayme & Siang U: Good morning mum. Good morning son.
Siang U: Looks like I should be making breakfast. {Goes to the kitchen}
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Good morning Great Gran Gran, Gran Gran, dad. We're going to school for the co-curriculum.
Shi Yee: Alright. Kids these days......Even on Sundays you have to go to school.
Wei Seen: Ask brother. He's the one that sets the rules.
{Lee Ngoh and Wei Seen went out of the door after saying goodbye to the family.}
Jayme: Where's dad?
Mann: He went out to buy his newspaper one hour ago.
Jayme: Then I should go to the coffee shop.
Lee Ngoh: Why, Gran Gran?
Jayme: Cause he must have forgotten the time, busy reading his newspaper. {Walks out the door after kissing his wife on the cheek in the kitchen}
Mann: The house is now quiet again. You youngsters are always rushing around.
Shi Yee: Hahaha...Gran Gran, about your story...
Mann: Right. I'll tell you...
Siang U: {Walks out of kitchen with a tray of lovely made breakfast} What story, mother?
Mann: The story about how I met your father-in-law. Come, sit closer, so I don't need to shout.
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{In ancient China, at Mann's home......}
Mann: But mum!! I don't want to go there!!
Mother: Why can't you understand that we just want to find you a good husband?!?!
Mann: But they are all either drunks or beggars!! I don't even want to get married!!
Mother: {Nearly fainted as her face turns white} How can you say that?!? What if someone hears you??
Mann: Then let them hear! {Goes out of the house and slams the door}
Mother: How could I have such a daughter? A daughter who doesn't want a husband...
{Mann walks through the town...}
Mann: {Murmuring} I hate those arranged marriage!! How could those people have endured? I already went there for 5 times!! And with all those makeups and perfumes!! I'm allergic to perfumes!! How many times do I have to say it!!
{As Mann still murmurs on, she walks into the woods to catch a breath of fresh air. She was talking to herself as she continues to walk until the waterfall. There was a guy swimming in the waterfall. She was wondering why would anyone swim in the water when it's near winter. She forgot that she was still walking and fell into the water......}
Mann: {Coughs} Uhh..!! I just took a bath!!
{Mann tried to get out of the water. But because she was wearing the clothes her mother forced her to wear, she was taking a long time. The guy saw Mann and hurried to help her. After struggling a few rounds, the guy helped Mann out of the water.}
Mann: Who in the world are you??
Shean: Hello, I am Shean. Are you alright?
Mann: You don't have to drag me out of the water! I know how to swim!
Shean: Hey, I've already saved you. At least a thank you would be nice!
Mann: I don't feel like thanking! Anyway, who needs to thank you!!
Shean: You could have drowned!!
Mann: I know how to swim, get it? I'm leaving! This is a waste of time!!
Shean: Fine!
{Both of them walk away from each other, steamed up and angry. It looks like their the only ones heated in the coming winter....}
##########
{Shean walked to a campsite. It was full with soldiers doing their own stuff. The daily training hasn't started yet. Shean went to his own camp to meet up with one of his friends, Kunn}
Shean: Gosh! I met a lunatic just now.
Kunn: Wow! Who dares to make you flare up?
Shean: How would I know? She's just rude, mean, impolite, ungrateful!!
Kunn: Whoa...Whoa...Wait. "She"?
Shean: Yes! A "She"!!
Kunn: Because, I think you just describe a girl that's in my life for years.
Shean: What? Who?
Kunn: My sister is a little rough. If she gets angry, she becomes just like what you said.
Shean: Not Possible. Never will the person I describe be your sister. She should be...hmm...a girl of grace, beauty, polite......{Starts imagining a perfect girl}
Kunn: But...
Shean: {Continues} She should be just like you, intelligent and well-educated...
{The horn was being sounded.}
Kunn: But...
Shean: Hurry, we have to go for the training. Or else I need to punish you in front of all the others...
Kunn: Alright, march...
{During marching...}
Commander: Straight! Soldiers, am I training sissies? Faster!! Faster! Faster!!!
{Kunn stumbled upon a rock and fell down.}
Commander: You! Soldier! 100 pumping now!
Kunn: Yes sir.
Commander: Add rope climbing 5 times!
Kunn: Yes sir.
Commander: Faster!!
{While the other soldiers were marching, Kunn did the 100 pumping. After that, he was panting very badly. He still had to do the rope climbing. Slowly, step by step, he climbed up the rope.}
Commander: Faster soldier! Add 3!!
Kunn: Yes sir.
{He nearly reached the top when his sweaty hands gave way. He fell. He had to start all over again.}
Kunn: {Mumbling} Just great. Kunn, just keep up the good work.
{Cautiously, he climbed and reached the top. He took a deep breath and looked at the other soldiers. Suddenly, the horn sounded: It was an attack!}
Kunn: Why me? I just finished the rope climb!
{Panicking, Kunn tried to climb down as fast as he could so that he can be armored and prepared for battle. But, he slipped and fell to the ground. Then, everything went black.}
Kunn: Where am I? Oww....my head....{Felt for his head} Wait....this isn't my head!! What is this??!!?
{Kunn heard someone calling his name and he tried turning to see who was it.}
Kunn: Who are you?? I can't see you. Where are you?
{Suddenly, his face was cold. He opened his eyes.}
Kunn: Hey!!! Wait....where am I??
Shean: Do you still remember me?
Kunn: It's not funny. What happened?
Shean: Well...hmm.....how should I put this. There was a surprise training attack. Everyone did well, but you fell from the rope and passed out.
Kunn: Great! I'm going to get more pumping and rope climbing, and push ups......
Shean: You do talk a lot sometimes. Have you ever thought of going back home?
Kunn: I can't. The commander's going to kill me!
Shean: No. He won't. You try standing up now.
Kunn: Why would you tell me to do such a simple thing? Of course I'm going to stand up and go for the commander's shouting, after having my food.
Shean: I'm gonna see...
{Kunn stood up, but in less than a second...}
Kunn: Ahhhhhhh!!!! My leg!!!!!
Shean: {Help Kunn to stand up} Well, you're certainly not walking out of here with two legs.
Kunn: What!??! You mean I'm going to lose my leg? They're going to amputate it??
Shean: No, you'll have three. Here's your recovery gift. Meet "Tongkat", "Tongkat Ali".
Kunn: {Took the crutches} Not funny. Just great! Finally I'll be going home and maybe hear my father's great stories as a captain that sailed the seven seas!
##########
{After packing up, Kunn walked back to his home. It was a few miles away, but he chose to walk home so that people won't say that he's a pampered rich kid.}
Kunn: {Walking and mumbling} Just perfect! The neighbors will be laughing. Dad will see it, then he'll ask why. And finally, I have to tell him that I can't finish my 2 year service because of the embarrassing incident.
{Kunn saw a very familiar figure further up the path. He looked intensely to find out who was it.}
Kunn: Wait....Wh... is she....She's Mann! Hey! Mann!! Wait! For! Me!
{The figure turned around, then turns back and ran as fast as it can.}
Kunn: Hey wait! Can't you recognize your own brother??
{Kunn didn't notice a rock in front of the path. His injured leg accidentally kicked it.}
Kunn: Sakit ni! Aduhai! Apa ni! O dear! Bad day!
{Kunn, limping with his crutches, like a broken wooden puppet, barely walked but crawled to the front of his house.}
Kunn: {Knocks on door} Mum......are you there? Hello? {Echo: hello...helloo....hellooo.....}
{The maid, Mee Rebus came.}
Mee Rebus: Who is it?? {Turns head to left and right, but she didn't see anyone.}
Kunn: {Tugging at the maid's shoe because he was lying flat on the ground.} Below here.
Mee Rebus: O my!! {Starts jumping and dancing.} What a surprise! It's so good to see you master! We miss you so much! How are you? Have you eaten well? How......
Kunn: Can...can...can...you please....bring me into...the house....{Melts flat into a large roti canai.}
Mee Rebus: Just wait a bit dear, I'll go and call Laksa. {Goes back into the house.}
Kunn: Wait......I just need you to help me in...
{After about 5 minutes, Mee Rebus and Laksa, the butler, came out.}
Laksa: Good afternoon sir. {Bows in front of Kunn and holds out arm only to show the way.}
Kunn: I know my own house!! Mr. Laksa, can you please lend me a hand?
Laksa: Yes sir. {Took out a rubber made hand and passes it to Kunn.}
Kunn: {Speechless} Never mind, nice to see both of you.
{Kunn crawls and pulls himself into the dining room. There on the large antique dining table, was filled with plates of delicious, mouth-watering food!!}
Kunn: Food!!! I'm starved!!! {Stood up out of a sudden and ran to one of the seats, well, actually, hopping with his crutches.} Thank you!!! {Took a fried drumstick.}
Mee Rebus: Wait!!! {Hits Kunn's hand and took away the drumstick.} That's for your father's gathering!
Kunn: Then, where's mine??
Mee Rebus: I haven't got time to prepare. I didn't know you would come home.
Kunn: {Hopeless} So you want me to sit here starving? I'm a patient!
Mee Rebus: Okay, master. I'll cook you a pot of porridge first. {Goes to kitchen and starts cooking.}
##########
{After the weird encounter with the scary limping person that was following her, Mann was talking to herself.}
Mann: Gosh! I think I met a lunatic. Or an admirer? Luckily I can run fast. Gee......I'd better go back home.
{Mann walks into her house. She saw a familiar person. The person was sitting at the dining table, eating?}
Mann: {Shouts} Who are you??
{Kunn was eating his porridge, when all of a sudden, he heard his "lovely, cute" sister's tremendous voice. And......he choked his porridge.}
Kunn: {Turns around} What?? {Trembling.}
Mann: Is that you?
Kunn: Yup.
Mann: You're the weird, scary, limping guy? {Dashes beside Kunn and slaps him at the back.} Hi brother! So how was the hide and seek?
Kunn: {Vomits} Hide and seek?
Mann: Yea, you hide and the whole army force seeks for you.
Kunn: I didn't hide! I did the training......
Mann: And you fail...{Teases Kunn} Kunn failed....what is dad going to say.
Kunn: Haih, just don't bother me. I'm tired and tortured like a ragged doll. Let me finish my porridge.
Mann: Alright. I'll be outside playing.
Kunn: The sword or nun chucks?
Mann: Still deciding......maybe archery.
Kunn: Please place the target board on the other side of town. The arrows will not, I repeat, not be targeted into the house!
Mann: Yea yea...{Walks out.}
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
{Present day}
Mann: Then.......let me try to remember...
Siang U: Tea? {Hands the cup of green tea to Mann.}
Mann: Thank you.
Shi Yee: Umm...Gran Gran, can you speed up your story? Fast forward?
Mann: No. I can't remember if I fast forward. I'm going to tell it just as how it happened.
Shi Yee: But I'm getting sleep.....{Saw Mann waving her cane.} I just really really want to know.
Mann: Then listen! Now let me see, where was I? {Stands up} I need to go and have some delicious muffins first.
Shi Yee: But...Gran Gran...
Siang U: Son, respect.
Shi Yee: Okay. {Pouts}
Siang U: How old are you again? {Smiles} Why don't we join in your grandmother for some muffins?
Shi Yee: Okay.
{The three went to have their muffins.}
TO BE CONTINUED
Saturday, January 8, 2011
I Need A Life// Please Join The Random Projects~
I have just finished uploading some of the mini stories. Some of them are not completed. If anyone has the leisure time, just find me through FB or e-mail. Or in the case of Kira, Omma, Appa, Shu Yuan, the ones that already has a blogger account, can directly complete the stories through "Edit Post". Going through these stories really brings back the sweet old memories.....and the sentences we used that time, some of them were just hilarious.^^
Upcoming/Ongoing/Finished But Can Be Edited Projects:
1. Untitled (Ongoing)
Lee Ngoh has a crush with a gal in the university that he is administrating. How is he going to woo her? Does he have a chance? Does he dare to? The gal is a professor in the school, many teachers, students or any single parent has tried to be the man, but all have failed. Will he be able to face his crush and win her heart?
Noted: In the family tree, Lee Ngoh's wife is Ying Xun...... If there's any ideas......feel free to shout it out. Should Professor Claire be his first love? The story is very unfinished too.
2. Current title: A Father To Son Talk (Finished But Can Be Edited: I need Appa's permission for the title~)
How to express your love to the one who you admire secretly? This was the only title written. Appa wrote 99.99% of this conversation between Shi Yee and his son, Lee Ngoh. What was Shi Yee's wife like in the past? How much has she changed? What is the outcome of this father-son talk?? Click and read it find out. (:P)
3. Untitled (Finished But Can Be Edited)
Valentine's day is coming soon. MMany couples are seen in the campus. Many girls are going out together, proud to be single. Lee Ngoh wants to spend the day with his sister, Wei Seen. But something is fishy......Wei Seen doesn't want to go out but prefers to go on the computer. Here, Lee Ngoh is going to find out what is going on with his sister.
4. Once Upon A Crazy Old Time (Upcoming)
This is where you find out about great gran gran's past. Who's gran gran?? H.Mann. If you still don't understand, a hint: Bun~ {I do not know how to translate from MAN TOU) I'm scared she'll be angry so I'll not use the full name~ Beware...great gran gran has a very strong and thick cane that she uses to hit my head~
Anyway, the story will be a long one as well as hilarious, if you understand what we have wrote. I'm going to post up what has been written from Form 4 and anyone that wants to, please start typing~
5. Once Upon A Crazy Time (Finished But Can Be Edited)
Our first creation!! Shi Yee and I wrote this and soon, we got out of control and started writing other stories, in script form. A random conversation between the family members of Shi Yee. The family includes Shi Yee, Cheng Yi, Lee Ngoh and Wei Seen. Get to know them a bit more. A bonus: Find some of the lyrics of famous songs in their conversation.
6. A Propose? (Finished But Can Be Edited)
See what happens when Kira comes to meet the Shi Yee family. This was Shi Yee's second creation!!! Exactly who's Kira? Read to find out. Bonus: What is Shi Yee's addiction?? His wife??
Or what??
These will be the projects for now~
I also would like to ask a favour from everybody to keep writing~ No matter an update of your life, a random shout out, a story......anything!!! So that this blog will continue living on~ even if we are already retired {too exaggerating^^}
Noted: In the family tree, Lee Ngoh's wife is Ying Xun...... If there's any ideas......feel free to shout it out. Should Professor Claire be his first love? The story is very unfinished too.
2. Current title: A Father To Son Talk (Finished But Can Be Edited: I need Appa's permission for the title~)
How to express your love to the one who you admire secretly? This was the only title written. Appa wrote 99.99% of this conversation between Shi Yee and his son, Lee Ngoh. What was Shi Yee's wife like in the past? How much has she changed? What is the outcome of this father-son talk?? Click and read it find out. (:P)
3. Untitled (Finished But Can Be Edited)
Valentine's day is coming soon. MMany couples are seen in the campus. Many girls are going out together, proud to be single. Lee Ngoh wants to spend the day with his sister, Wei Seen. But something is fishy......Wei Seen doesn't want to go out but prefers to go on the computer. Here, Lee Ngoh is going to find out what is going on with his sister.
4. Once Upon A Crazy Old Time (Upcoming)
This is where you find out about great gran gran's past. Who's gran gran?? H.Mann. If you still don't understand, a hint: Bun~ {I do not know how to translate from MAN TOU) I'm scared she'll be angry so I'll not use the full name~ Beware...great gran gran has a very strong and thick cane that she uses to hit my head~
Anyway, the story will be a long one as well as hilarious, if you understand what we have wrote. I'm going to post up what has been written from Form 4 and anyone that wants to, please start typing~
5. Once Upon A Crazy Time (Finished But Can Be Edited)
Our first creation!! Shi Yee and I wrote this and soon, we got out of control and started writing other stories, in script form. A random conversation between the family members of Shi Yee. The family includes Shi Yee, Cheng Yi, Lee Ngoh and Wei Seen. Get to know them a bit more. A bonus: Find some of the lyrics of famous songs in their conversation.
6. A Propose? (Finished But Can Be Edited)
See what happens when Kira comes to meet the Shi Yee family. This was Shi Yee's second creation!!! Exactly who's Kira? Read to find out. Bonus: What is Shi Yee's addiction?? His wife??
Or what??
These will be the projects for now~
I also would like to ask a favour from everybody to keep writing~ No matter an update of your life, a random shout out, a story......anything!!! So that this blog will continue living on~ even if we are already retired {too exaggerating^^}
Friday, January 7, 2011
Untitled (3)
**This Is fiction, once again, I repeat, FICTION^^
**I have no records of when was this written, but it was in the first 3 months of 2010...
**This "story" is written in sort of a script form (or dialogue)...
**This was written by me.....but it was never completed......TT
**I tried continuing, but I think I just make the starting longer, I mean really long......
{Many people were crowding at the notice board, discussing about something.}
Lee Ngoh: What do you think is going on there?
Wei Seen: How would I know? Aren't you the one running the campus?
Lee Ngoh: I do documentation, not gossiping.
Wei Seen: Is that a hint to ask me to go see what is on the board?
Lee Ngoh: In fact, no. But since you said it, why don't you help me a bit. {Shove Wei Seen into the crowd}
{While in the crowd of people......}
Wei Seen: Umm......Excuse me...passing by......sorry!!.....excuse me....
{After squeezing to the front of the notice board, Wei Seen finally got to read:
#Hey everyone!
It happens once in every 50 years
It's Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day
At the same time!
Do you have someone you admire?
Do you have someone you love?
Tell them!
And spread the love!
Or...
Let us lend you a hand to pass your message to that special someone
and as an extra, special offer,
we'll even prepare a special, customized, romantic date
All you have to do is
e-mail to 20102010@campus.com
From Social Networking Club#
{After reading, Wei Seen squeezes out from the crowd to report back to the headmaster}
Wei Seen: {Whispering} Headmaster, it's about Valentine's Day. Do you want to join in the group??
Lee Ngoh: {Blushes while thinking of something, but frowns later} No. I'm a "single", it's not like you don't know....are you trying to rub salt in the scar??
Wei Seen: Okay bro, I get it. {Few people turn to look at the two} Oops......headmaster.
Lee Ngoh: Eh, why don't we go makan? I haven't spend much time with my sister. Want?
Wei Seen: I don't want makan, I'm busy.
Lee Ngoh: On Valentine's Day? I made it a holiday since last year, how could you be busy? Wait, did you pile up your homework? Do you intend to do your piled up homework since who-knows-when?
Wei Seen: Hey, don't you look down on me! I finish my homework everyday!
Lee Ngoh: Are you sure? If I ever receive any complaints, I'll be telling mom......
Wei Seen: Okay, not all.......but I do finish them, eventually......
Lee Ngoh: ......Go makan with your only brother lah...
Wei Seen: I'm busy... Why don't you ask mum and dad?
Lee Ngoh: And get myself killed?? Even if I have lived with them for so long, I still can't figure out why they disappear on Valentine's Day.
Wei Seen: You don't know?
Lee Ngoh: And you would?
Wei Seen: Well, dad watches Anime, D.Gray Man. Before that, he was stuck to some other Anime, but I don't know which one. For mum, she will be doing some kind of investing.
Lee Ngoh: How do you know that?
Wei Seen: Don't know. I just know.
Lee Ngoh: {Feeling hopeless} Anyway, what are you doing on Valentine's Day?
Wei Seen: Not going to be having a meal with my brother, that's for sure.
Lee Ngoh: You mean......you're going out?
Wei Seen: No. {Frustrated by the headmaster}.....you are so......Aigoo......I'm gonna be in my room using the computer.
Lee Ngoh: With your videos?!?!? You would rather spend time with you videos than me?
Wei Seen: Anyway, I think you need to be busy on that day too. Why don't you go check on your schedule??
{Wei Seen shoves Lee Ngoh to the office and closes the door}
Wei Seen: {Sighs of relieve} Finally. {Sees watch} O dear, I'm going to be late for my class!! {Runs to find the classroom but trips on the way}
{Meanwhile, in the office.}
Lee Ngoh: Umm....secretary, do I have any schedules on Valentine's Day??
Secretary: {Flips through the books and files} I don't think so. Is there anything?
Lee Ngoh: Nothing. {Scratches head while mumbling} She's been acting strangely......What is she up to? She always go makan with me. What is she doing with that computer?
Secretary: Online dating?
Lee Ngoh: {Turns head to secretary} Online dating??
Secretary: It's getting very common these days, right? O dear, sorry for bothering you, sir.
Lee Ngoh: Don't worry about it. Thanks for the idea too.
{Lee Ngoh goes into his office and leaves a dumbfounded secretary. He sat in his big comfortable chair and wondered why did his sister refused to go makan with him as they celebrate their "single life". Suddenly, a coin dropped out of his pocket. He picked up the coin and looks at it intensely}
Lee Ngoh: Is she really dating? Online dating? But why doesn't she tell me? She tells me everything, except certain skeletons in the closets, I think. Tell me, coin, is she hiding something from me?
{Lee Ngoh tossed the coin. As it dropped down on the table, he looked at it. Heads.}
Lee Ngoh: Why am I talking to a coin? {Saw the tonnes of files in front of his desk} Must concentrate and finish these reports.
{Lee Ngoh grabs a pen and starts reading through the reports. Only until after 5 hours, he finally finished the reports}
Lee Ngoh: Done! {Stomach groans} Hungry......and it's 3 o'clock. The canteen's close......guess I'll be going to the streets.
{Lee Ngoh tidied up his desk, off the lights and went out of his office. He saw that the secretary still working.}
Lee Ngoh: Have you had your lunch?
Secretary: No, sir. I have to finish the certificates before the kids come busting in.
Lee Ngoh: I was one of those kids in secondary school. It was hectic. Do you want anything? I'm going to the streets for lunch.
Secretary: It would be lovely if you could help me buy some egg tarts. The one from the old lady by the book shop. {Hands out RM 10 to Lee Ngoh}
Lee Ngoh: Sure. My treat. {Pushed back secretary's money}
Secretary: Thank you, sir.
Lee Ngoh: Thank you to you. You're the one helping me certifying the papers.
{Lee Ngoh walks out of office into an empty corridor. The classes were still going on. He went to peeked at his sister as he passed her classroom. She seemed focus in chemistry class. She doesn't look dreamy like she's in love. Lee Ngoh was relieved and he left the campus to find his lunch.}
{Lee Ngoh walk on the sidewalk as he browsed the shops. Many of them had started the Valentine's theme. There were hearts, pink, chocolate, couples in every corner. He couldn't felt lonely because he was still hungry. He finally found a peaceful, homey eatery. He sat by a window and ordered tea as well as fried rice. He looked through the window to see a street full of blooming flowers that are welcoming the new year. Soon, the food came and he enjoyed it. Lee Ngoh paid at the counter and left to find the old lady. After 2 blocks, he saw the old lady in front of the book store and approached her.}
Lee Ngoh: Good afternoon ma'am, I would like to buy a box of tarts, please.
Old Lady: It's RM 5. {hands him a box} It's a nice atmosphere, with all those sweet young couples.
Lee Ngoh: Yes. {Hands the old lady RM 10} Romance is in the air. Keep the change, ma'am.
Old Lady: Thank you, son. Do you have a lady?
Lee Ngoh: Unfortunately, no.
Old Lady: Then you should keep your eyes open kid.
Lee Ngoh: Hahaha....I'll try. Bye ma'am.
{Lee Ngoh hurried back to the campus because he just realized that the secretary could be really really hungry. As he passed a jewelery store, he saw someone very familiar inside. He walked closer to the display window to peek in. Yes, that was his sister asking the salesgirl something.}
Lee Ngoh: She just finished her classes for the day. Is she buying something? Mum's going to be mad. She knows that mum wants to be thrifty. What is she doing down there? Does she have a boyfriend? Wait.....I'm talking to myself again....and I shouldn't be peeking at my own sister. Maybe I'll ask her later.
{Back at the campus.}
Lee Ngoh: Here's your tarts. Sorry I'm late.
Secretary: Thank you! I'm starved. By the way, I finally finished the certs.
Lee Ngoh: Congrats!
Secretary: So, {Munching on an egg tart} you found out something about your sister? If you don't mind me asking.
Lee Ngoh: How would you know that?
Secretary: I'm just guessing. So, there is something you found out?
Lee Ngoh: She was in a jewelery store just now.
Secretary: Maybe she's buying couple rings? Or bracelet? Or necklace?
Lee Ngoh: But she doesn't have a boyfriend. There are just too many hypothesis. She could be buying something for her bunch of friends. But that's a very expensive jewelery store. She can't afford those kind of luxury without asking money from mum or dad......
Secretary: Sir, just forget about all those assumptions.
Lee Ngoh: Yeah, I should just ask her.
Secretary: I'll be going off now, goodbye sir.
Lee Ngoh: Goodbye. Take care.
{Secretary leaves the office with the box of tarts in her hands. Lee Ngoh went back to his office to finish a new report on his table. After 2 hours, he finished it. He checked all the offices to make sure all switches are off and went back home.}
{At home}
Lee Ngoh: I'm tired, wake me up when dinner's ready.
Wei Seen: Are you sure you want me to prepare dinner?
Lee Ngoh: Mum and dad aren't here?
Wei Seen: Yup. They're busy with their work and not having dinner.
Lee Ngoh: Just call deli....ver......y....{Dozed off}
Wei Seen: Alright.
{Wei Seen took out a book full of contact numbers and searched for "pizza". She ordered and watched TV after that. The pizza came 1 hour later. The delivery guy said that he was a newcomer, there was a traffic jam and he got lost when looking for their house. What a day for him! Wei Seen didn't have to pay for the pizza as it came 45 minutes late. She called up her sleeping brother.}
Wei Seen: Bro, pizza is here. I'll finish it if your not waking up.
Lee Ngoh: {Yawns} I'm up. I'm up. {Yawns and stretches}
Wei Seen: Had a good sleep?
Lee Ngoh: Nuuu....We need to change a new sofa......{Yawns}
Wei Seen: You got bad breath.
Lee Ngoh: Nonsence! Eat up, or I'll finish it first.
Wei Seen: Okay, koala brother.
{They ate their dinner without starting any conversation. After gobbling up the last crumble, Lee Ngoh decided to ask his sister about the jewelery store.}
Lee Ngoh: What were you doing at the jewelery store in the afternoon?
Wei Seen: Why do you want to know??
Lee Ngoh: I was passing the store and I saw you. Can I know? Please?
Wei Seen: I was helping mum out. I went to ask if there is any special designed ring. Mum said she's helping a guy to plan for his engagement to Hemlatha.
Lee Ngoh: Hemlatha?!?
Wei Seen: Yes. Aunt Hemlatha.
Lee Ngoh: She doesn't know, huh?
Wei Seen: Yup. Keep it a secret please.
Lee Ngoh: Okay. I thought you have a boyfriend.
Wei Seen: About that......umm......
{The front door clicks open. Shi Yee and Cheng Yi had come back from their work}
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Hi mum. Hi dad.
Shi Yee: Why don't you call me first?
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Don't know. We just called out.
Shi Yee: You kids.
Cheng Yi: Your childish dad.
Wei Seen: Umm......since all of you are here, I'll just say it now.
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Lee Ngoh: About what?
Wei Seen: I. Have. A. Boyfriend. He's going to be coming here 2 weeks after Chinese New Year.
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Lee Ngoh: What?!?!??!?!
Wei Seen: Hehehe......
Shi Yee: He's going to be coming here in 2 weeks?? Then, you mean he's from out of town?
Wei Seen: Why don't all of you wait and see??
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Lee Ngoh: Whatever......I'm going to sleep......tomorrow is a busy day.
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Lee Ngoh: You too??
Wei Seen: .......
{Shi Yee, Cheng Yi and Lee Ngoh went upstairs to bed and left Wei Seen standing in the kitchen.}
Wei Seen: Looks like I'll be doing the dishes tonight......Finally, I've said it out. It's so nice to have lifted the weights off my shoulders.
THE END
{What happens when Wei Seen's boyfriend and the family meets? Click here~}
**I have no records of when was this written, but it was in the first 3 months of 2010...
**This "story" is written in sort of a script form (or dialogue)...
**This was written by me.....but it was never completed......TT
**I tried continuing, but I think I just make the starting longer, I mean really long......
{Many people were crowding at the notice board, discussing about something.}
Lee Ngoh: What do you think is going on there?
Wei Seen: How would I know? Aren't you the one running the campus?
Lee Ngoh: I do documentation, not gossiping.
Wei Seen: Is that a hint to ask me to go see what is on the board?
Lee Ngoh: In fact, no. But since you said it, why don't you help me a bit. {Shove Wei Seen into the crowd}
{While in the crowd of people......}
Wei Seen: Umm......Excuse me...passing by......sorry!!.....excuse me....
{After squeezing to the front of the notice board, Wei Seen finally got to read:
#Hey everyone!
It happens once in every 50 years
It's Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day
At the same time!
Do you have someone you admire?
Do you have someone you love?
Tell them!
And spread the love!
Or...
Let us lend you a hand to pass your message to that special someone
and as an extra, special offer,
we'll even prepare a special, customized, romantic date
All you have to do is
e-mail to 20102010@campus.com
From Social Networking Club#
{After reading, Wei Seen squeezes out from the crowd to report back to the headmaster}
Wei Seen: {Whispering} Headmaster, it's about Valentine's Day. Do you want to join in the group??
Lee Ngoh: {Blushes while thinking of something, but frowns later} No. I'm a "single", it's not like you don't know....are you trying to rub salt in the scar??
Wei Seen: Okay bro, I get it. {Few people turn to look at the two} Oops......headmaster.
Lee Ngoh: Eh, why don't we go makan? I haven't spend much time with my sister. Want?
Wei Seen: I don't want makan, I'm busy.
Lee Ngoh: On Valentine's Day? I made it a holiday since last year, how could you be busy? Wait, did you pile up your homework? Do you intend to do your piled up homework since who-knows-when?
Wei Seen: Hey, don't you look down on me! I finish my homework everyday!
Lee Ngoh: Are you sure? If I ever receive any complaints, I'll be telling mom......
Wei Seen: Okay, not all.......but I do finish them, eventually......
Lee Ngoh: ......Go makan with your only brother lah...
Wei Seen: I'm busy... Why don't you ask mum and dad?
Lee Ngoh: And get myself killed?? Even if I have lived with them for so long, I still can't figure out why they disappear on Valentine's Day.
Wei Seen: You don't know?
Lee Ngoh: And you would?
Wei Seen: Well, dad watches Anime, D.Gray Man. Before that, he was stuck to some other Anime, but I don't know which one. For mum, she will be doing some kind of investing.
Lee Ngoh: How do you know that?
Wei Seen: Don't know. I just know.
Lee Ngoh: {Feeling hopeless} Anyway, what are you doing on Valentine's Day?
Wei Seen: Not going to be having a meal with my brother, that's for sure.
Lee Ngoh: You mean......you're going out?
Wei Seen: No. {Frustrated by the headmaster}.....you are so......Aigoo......I'm gonna be in my room using the computer.
Lee Ngoh: With your videos?!?!? You would rather spend time with you videos than me?
Wei Seen: Anyway, I think you need to be busy on that day too. Why don't you go check on your schedule??
{Wei Seen shoves Lee Ngoh to the office and closes the door}
Wei Seen: {Sighs of relieve} Finally. {Sees watch} O dear, I'm going to be late for my class!! {Runs to find the classroom but trips on the way}
{Meanwhile, in the office.}
Lee Ngoh: Umm....secretary, do I have any schedules on Valentine's Day??
Secretary: {Flips through the books and files} I don't think so. Is there anything?
Lee Ngoh: Nothing. {Scratches head while mumbling} She's been acting strangely......What is she up to? She always go makan with me. What is she doing with that computer?
Secretary: Online dating?
Lee Ngoh: {Turns head to secretary} Online dating??
Secretary: It's getting very common these days, right? O dear, sorry for bothering you, sir.
Lee Ngoh: Don't worry about it. Thanks for the idea too.
{Lee Ngoh goes into his office and leaves a dumbfounded secretary. He sat in his big comfortable chair and wondered why did his sister refused to go makan with him as they celebrate their "single life". Suddenly, a coin dropped out of his pocket. He picked up the coin and looks at it intensely}
Lee Ngoh: Is she really dating? Online dating? But why doesn't she tell me? She tells me everything, except certain skeletons in the closets, I think. Tell me, coin, is she hiding something from me?
{Lee Ngoh tossed the coin. As it dropped down on the table, he looked at it. Heads.}
Lee Ngoh: Why am I talking to a coin? {Saw the tonnes of files in front of his desk} Must concentrate and finish these reports.
{Lee Ngoh grabs a pen and starts reading through the reports. Only until after 5 hours, he finally finished the reports}
Lee Ngoh: Done! {Stomach groans} Hungry......and it's 3 o'clock. The canteen's close......guess I'll be going to the streets.
{Lee Ngoh tidied up his desk, off the lights and went out of his office. He saw that the secretary still working.}
Lee Ngoh: Have you had your lunch?
Secretary: No, sir. I have to finish the certificates before the kids come busting in.
Lee Ngoh: I was one of those kids in secondary school. It was hectic. Do you want anything? I'm going to the streets for lunch.
Secretary: It would be lovely if you could help me buy some egg tarts. The one from the old lady by the book shop. {Hands out RM 10 to Lee Ngoh}
Lee Ngoh: Sure. My treat. {Pushed back secretary's money}
Secretary: Thank you, sir.
Lee Ngoh: Thank you to you. You're the one helping me certifying the papers.
{Lee Ngoh walks out of office into an empty corridor. The classes were still going on. He went to peeked at his sister as he passed her classroom. She seemed focus in chemistry class. She doesn't look dreamy like she's in love. Lee Ngoh was relieved and he left the campus to find his lunch.}
{Lee Ngoh walk on the sidewalk as he browsed the shops. Many of them had started the Valentine's theme. There were hearts, pink, chocolate, couples in every corner. He couldn't felt lonely because he was still hungry. He finally found a peaceful, homey eatery. He sat by a window and ordered tea as well as fried rice. He looked through the window to see a street full of blooming flowers that are welcoming the new year. Soon, the food came and he enjoyed it. Lee Ngoh paid at the counter and left to find the old lady. After 2 blocks, he saw the old lady in front of the book store and approached her.}
Lee Ngoh: Good afternoon ma'am, I would like to buy a box of tarts, please.
Old Lady: It's RM 5. {hands him a box} It's a nice atmosphere, with all those sweet young couples.
Lee Ngoh: Yes. {Hands the old lady RM 10} Romance is in the air. Keep the change, ma'am.
Old Lady: Thank you, son. Do you have a lady?
Lee Ngoh: Unfortunately, no.
Old Lady: Then you should keep your eyes open kid.
Lee Ngoh: Hahaha....I'll try. Bye ma'am.
{Lee Ngoh hurried back to the campus because he just realized that the secretary could be really really hungry. As he passed a jewelery store, he saw someone very familiar inside. He walked closer to the display window to peek in. Yes, that was his sister asking the salesgirl something.}
Lee Ngoh: She just finished her classes for the day. Is she buying something? Mum's going to be mad. She knows that mum wants to be thrifty. What is she doing down there? Does she have a boyfriend? Wait.....I'm talking to myself again....and I shouldn't be peeking at my own sister. Maybe I'll ask her later.
{Back at the campus.}
Lee Ngoh: Here's your tarts. Sorry I'm late.
Secretary: Thank you! I'm starved. By the way, I finally finished the certs.
Lee Ngoh: Congrats!
Secretary: So, {Munching on an egg tart} you found out something about your sister? If you don't mind me asking.
Lee Ngoh: How would you know that?
Secretary: I'm just guessing. So, there is something you found out?
Lee Ngoh: She was in a jewelery store just now.
Secretary: Maybe she's buying couple rings? Or bracelet? Or necklace?
Lee Ngoh: But she doesn't have a boyfriend. There are just too many hypothesis. She could be buying something for her bunch of friends. But that's a very expensive jewelery store. She can't afford those kind of luxury without asking money from mum or dad......
Secretary: Sir, just forget about all those assumptions.
Lee Ngoh: Yeah, I should just ask her.
Secretary: I'll be going off now, goodbye sir.
Lee Ngoh: Goodbye. Take care.
{Secretary leaves the office with the box of tarts in her hands. Lee Ngoh went back to his office to finish a new report on his table. After 2 hours, he finished it. He checked all the offices to make sure all switches are off and went back home.}
{At home}
Lee Ngoh: I'm tired, wake me up when dinner's ready.
Wei Seen: Are you sure you want me to prepare dinner?
Lee Ngoh: Mum and dad aren't here?
Wei Seen: Yup. They're busy with their work and not having dinner.
Lee Ngoh: Just call deli....ver......y....{Dozed off}
Wei Seen: Alright.
{Wei Seen took out a book full of contact numbers and searched for "pizza". She ordered and watched TV after that. The pizza came 1 hour later. The delivery guy said that he was a newcomer, there was a traffic jam and he got lost when looking for their house. What a day for him! Wei Seen didn't have to pay for the pizza as it came 45 minutes late. She called up her sleeping brother.}
Wei Seen: Bro, pizza is here. I'll finish it if your not waking up.
Lee Ngoh: {Yawns} I'm up. I'm up. {Yawns and stretches}
Wei Seen: Had a good sleep?
Lee Ngoh: Nuuu....We need to change a new sofa......{Yawns}
Wei Seen: You got bad breath.
Lee Ngoh: Nonsence! Eat up, or I'll finish it first.
Wei Seen: Okay, koala brother.
{They ate their dinner without starting any conversation. After gobbling up the last crumble, Lee Ngoh decided to ask his sister about the jewelery store.}
Lee Ngoh: What were you doing at the jewelery store in the afternoon?
Wei Seen: Why do you want to know??
Lee Ngoh: I was passing the store and I saw you. Can I know? Please?
Wei Seen: I was helping mum out. I went to ask if there is any special designed ring. Mum said she's helping a guy to plan for his engagement to Hemlatha.
Lee Ngoh: Hemlatha?!?
Wei Seen: Yes. Aunt Hemlatha.
Lee Ngoh: She doesn't know, huh?
Wei Seen: Yup. Keep it a secret please.
Lee Ngoh: Okay. I thought you have a boyfriend.
Wei Seen: About that......umm......
{The front door clicks open. Shi Yee and Cheng Yi had come back from their work}
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Hi mum. Hi dad.
Shi Yee: Why don't you call me first?
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Don't know. We just called out.
Shi Yee: You kids.
Cheng Yi: Your childish dad.
Wei Seen: Umm......since all of you are here, I'll just say it now.
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Lee Ngoh: About what?
Wei Seen: I. Have. A. Boyfriend. He's going to be coming here 2 weeks after Chinese New Year.
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Lee Ngoh: What?!?!??!?!
Wei Seen: Hehehe......
Shi Yee: He's going to be coming here in 2 weeks?? Then, you mean he's from out of town?
Wei Seen: Why don't all of you wait and see??
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Lee Ngoh: Whatever......I'm going to sleep......tomorrow is a busy day.
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Lee Ngoh: You too??
Wei Seen: .......
{Shi Yee, Cheng Yi and Lee Ngoh went upstairs to bed and left Wei Seen standing in the kitchen.}
Wei Seen: Looks like I'll be doing the dishes tonight......Finally, I've said it out. It's so nice to have lifted the weights off my shoulders.
THE END
{What happens when Wei Seen's boyfriend and the family meets? Click here~}
I will always love you(Introduction)
A young man, in his late twenties going thirty sits all alone on a bench listening to the wind whispering by his ears. The sea shows its anger by hitting the shore and rocks hard, just like the beating of his heart. He holds his mother's picture in his hand, now sweaty and sticky, wetting the picture completely. In the picture sits a woman with black midnight hair, smiling happily with a small child on her lap. At the corner of his eye, he could make out a shadow of a human. The shadow was approaching him. As a reflex reaction, his body gets tensed up, like a tiger ready to jump and savour its prey. Then suddenly, the shadow stops moving. He turns to witness something he never dreamt of. Just a few footsteps away, a young woman rubs her foot hard on the ground, cursing words he never knew existed. She had long hair that swept her shoulders, jade green eyes, and the height of a model. Her tight mauve T-shirt showed her curvy features, her jeans perfectly showing her long slender hips and legs.
Jenny could not believe her destiny. To be fired from a job she has been doing all her life just because someone else had a better smile. And now, she has to step on chewing gum someone spat.
'Hello,I'm sorry, do you need help?'
Jenny lifts her head to see a man in torn jeans and faded T-shirt written "LOST".
'Yes, if you could remove this chewing gum from my heels with your mouth it would be great help.' Jenny replied sarcastically.
She didn't know what to think anymore, the man bent down and Jenny pulled her foot back when his mouth almost touched her beloved Jimmy Choo. Instead, the man reached to the ground and pulled a portion of the wet chewing gum.
'What are you doing? Do not touch that thing. It's disgusting!' Jenny screamed.
'Just as I thought, the chewing gum I just spat 15 minutes ago,' the man said with his eyes bright, like a child with a sweet.
'You are unbelievable!' Jenny stormed off. The last thing she needed in life was a lunatic.
What she didn't know was she had just caught this stranger's attention. And apparently, he was very in love with her already.
Jenny could not believe her destiny. To be fired from a job she has been doing all her life just because someone else had a better smile. And now, she has to step on chewing gum someone spat.
'Hello,I'm sorry, do you need help?'
Jenny lifts her head to see a man in torn jeans and faded T-shirt written "LOST".
'Yes, if you could remove this chewing gum from my heels with your mouth it would be great help.' Jenny replied sarcastically.
She didn't know what to think anymore, the man bent down and Jenny pulled her foot back when his mouth almost touched her beloved Jimmy Choo. Instead, the man reached to the ground and pulled a portion of the wet chewing gum.
'What are you doing? Do not touch that thing. It's disgusting!' Jenny screamed.
'Just as I thought, the chewing gum I just spat 15 minutes ago,' the man said with his eyes bright, like a child with a sweet.
'You are unbelievable!' Jenny stormed off. The last thing she needed in life was a lunatic.
What she didn't know was she had just caught this stranger's attention. And apparently, he was very in love with her already.
I will always love you
After a long last seeing that everyone is playing their part-creating stories which are simply awesome, I have come up with one. Caution, this story is based on real events yet changed in many places and most most importantly will and shall offend some people. Apologies there. Before I start, I would like to thank Cheng Yi, Mun Yi, and Ming Thing for being so wonderful in telling me juicy details and making sure the storyline is simply perfect.
Happy 2011!
Happy 2011 everyone!!!
Haha, I know. It's a little bit too late, but nevertheless; I think I should post something in the blog since it's like have been ages since I blogged anything in our family blog. Well, I would like to say thanks to my darling daughter, Wei Seen that kept reminding me of our family blog almost everytime when I'd logged in to Facebook just to play "It Girl"(I can't believe that I'm playing that game either).
I'm gonna start my A levels in Sunway College soon while hoping for other offers. But I still missed the crazy days that we had shared in our previous school. Sometimes, no I mean most of the times, I wished that we could rewind back to the time where we cared nothing about the world and laughed about everything without any logical or rational reasons. If I could, I would definitely do more silly things, break more schools and especially getting to know you guys earlier. Yup, getting to know you guys earlier because all of you had been such amazing friends to me even though I'm kind of a boring person to interact with.
So, my new year resolutions.....
No, I'm not planning to get a boyfriend because I think the 4-letter word is just way too complicated to comprehend. Besides, my ideal boyfriend ceasts to exist only in my mind. Sigh, it's just really too bad there isn't a machine in which an ideal boyfriend could be made by just pressing the big red button. So, here are my resolutions for this year.
1. Pass my "P" license without failing because I really don't wanna pay extra RM120.
2. Making our family blog as my second home. Yes, I'm not going to let Marc Zuckerberg's invention taking control over my life!!
3. I wanna lose a few pounds before CNY. And get taller, and fairer. Haha!!!! ( Is it even possible?)
4. Do house chores more often.
5. Finish my piano course as soon as possible (This would be hard because the future is just too unpredictable.)
6. Be more serious and less childish because, come on, I'm already 18. (Though I would like to stress out that I'm not gonna stop watching cartoons because in my opinion, there's nothing childish about that!)
7. Get a credit card, perhaps?
Things that I regretted in the year 2010? Well, there is a few but nevertheless, it has been a great year and indeed an honour to be in the same school with such funny and interesting people as you guys! (Haha, I sounded so grown up! Kidding...) And Shu Yuan, thanks for spending some of your time to visit us. It was great to see you again even though Hemlatha, MingThing and I have about only have a day or two to chat with you.
Lastly, I hoped that everyone would get excellent results in SPM. I'm getting my fingers crossed. Till then!
=)
Haha, I know. It's a little bit too late, but nevertheless; I think I should post something in the blog since it's like have been ages since I blogged anything in our family blog. Well, I would like to say thanks to my darling daughter, Wei Seen that kept reminding me of our family blog almost everytime when I'd logged in to Facebook just to play "It Girl"(I can't believe that I'm playing that game either).
I'm gonna start my A levels in Sunway College soon while hoping for other offers. But I still missed the crazy days that we had shared in our previous school. Sometimes, no I mean most of the times, I wished that we could rewind back to the time where we cared nothing about the world and laughed about everything without any logical or rational reasons. If I could, I would definitely do more silly things, break more schools and especially getting to know you guys earlier. Yup, getting to know you guys earlier because all of you had been such amazing friends to me even though I'm kind of a boring person to interact with.
So, my new year resolutions.....
No, I'm not planning to get a boyfriend because I think the 4-letter word is just way too complicated to comprehend. Besides, my ideal boyfriend ceasts to exist only in my mind. Sigh, it's just really too bad there isn't a machine in which an ideal boyfriend could be made by just pressing the big red button. So, here are my resolutions for this year.
1. Pass my "P" license without failing because I really don't wanna pay extra RM120.
2. Making our family blog as my second home. Yes, I'm not going to let Marc Zuckerberg's invention taking control over my life!!
3. I wanna lose a few pounds before CNY. And get taller, and fairer. Haha!!!! ( Is it even possible?)
4. Do house chores more often.
5. Finish my piano course as soon as possible (This would be hard because the future is just too unpredictable.)
6. Be more serious and less childish because, come on, I'm already 18. (Though I would like to stress out that I'm not gonna stop watching cartoons because in my opinion, there's nothing childish about that!)
7. Get a credit card, perhaps?
Things that I regretted in the year 2010? Well, there is a few but nevertheless, it has been a great year and indeed an honour to be in the same school with such funny and interesting people as you guys! (Haha, I sounded so grown up! Kidding...) And Shu Yuan, thanks for spending some of your time to visit us. It was great to see you again even though Hemlatha, MingThing and I have about only have a day or two to chat with you.
Lastly, I hoped that everyone would get excellent results in SPM. I'm getting my fingers crossed. Till then!
=)
Thursday, January 6, 2011
A Father To Son Talk
**This is fiction, once again, I repeat, FICTION^^
**I have no records of when was this written, but it was in the first 3 months of 2010...
**This "story" is written in sort of a script form (or dialogue)...
**This was written by Appa.
**I've altered D (dad) to Shi Yee and S (son) to Lee Ngoh.......without permission....Appa~ please don't hit me~
**Idea of the story came out when we were getting started with out oral test.
{How to express your love to the one you secretly admire}
Lee Ngoh: Dad, how did you and mum get to know each other?
Shi Yee: Which part are you referring to?
Lee Ngoh: Wow! How many parts do you have?
Shi Yee: Two. Before marriage and after marriage.
Lee Ngoh: Any difference between that?
Shi Yee: Big difference! Before marriage, she is a lovely, adorable girl who nodded to what I say. Her figure is just like the......you know, coca-cola bottle, S-shape.
Lee Ngoh: How about the after version?
Shi Yee: {Sighs} After I said "I do", she seemed to have gone through a personality twist. Such a sweet, obedient girl suddenly change to a money-minded person, and a control freak. Besides that, she became a coca-cola can, straight one.
Lee Ngoh: {Laughs} I send my condolences to you, dad.
Shi Yee: So, why do you want to know this?
Lee Ngoh: Hmm......Just want to know more about the "romantic" stuff.
Shi Yee: Seems like my son has admire someone secretly. I wonder who is that unlucky girl.
Lee Ngoh: Dad! This is my first love, can't you be more encouraging?
Shi Yee: Have you confessed your love yet?
Lee Ngoh: Not yet. I was just about to ask you.
Shi Yee: You can write her a letter.
Lee Ngoh: Dad, we are now in 2010. We have sms, e-mail, msn, facebook and lots of stuff. Why you must choose the most old-fashioned one?
Shi Yee: Old-fashioned but you can capture her heart...
Lee Ngoh: Really? Okay, if I want to write a letter to her, what do you think I should write?
Shi Yee: Sonnet 18 by William Shakespeare. "but thy eternal summer shall not fade".
Lee Ngoh: Sorry dad. She is a chemist. I can't write a poem for her!
Shi Yee: Maybe you can try this...{Clears throat} "you are just like the oxygen. I can't live without you".
Lee Ngoh: That's mushy dad.
Shi Yee: That's why you need the letter. If you can directly speak like that to her, that will save a lot.
Lee Ngoh: Okay...Do you have any other ideas?
Shi Yee: How about singing a love song?
Lee Ngoh: It's embarrassing! Have you done that before?
Shi Yee: Yup, I sang......Well, i can't remember now....but I did sang.
Lee Ngoh: You do know that I am a lousy singer.
Shi Yee: You can sing "you are not alone", one of the famous songs from MJ.
Lee Ngoh: Dad, your ideas are just too bold for me.
Shi Yee: You're just too picky. Don't blame me if you still can't get married by 30. {Light bulb appears} I know it, you can also send a bunch of roses with a card written "I love you".
Lee Ngoh: I don't want to, I think I need to do something different, something that actually touches her heart. She ain't easy you know......
Shi Yee: This is going to be tough. Well, you work hard, I need to go.
Lee Ngoh: You're running away!!
Shi Yee: D.Gray Man is starting!!!
Lee Ngoh: ......
{Lee Ngoh stares as his father rushes to the TV set}
THE END
**I have no records of when was this written, but it was in the first 3 months of 2010...
**This "story" is written in sort of a script form (or dialogue)...
**This was written by Appa.
**I've altered D (dad) to Shi Yee and S (son) to Lee Ngoh.......without permission....Appa~ please don't hit me~
**Idea of the story came out when we were getting started with out oral test.
{How to express your love to the one you secretly admire}
Lee Ngoh: Dad, how did you and mum get to know each other?
Shi Yee: Which part are you referring to?
Lee Ngoh: Wow! How many parts do you have?
Shi Yee: Two. Before marriage and after marriage.
Lee Ngoh: Any difference between that?
Shi Yee: Big difference! Before marriage, she is a lovely, adorable girl who nodded to what I say. Her figure is just like the......you know, coca-cola bottle, S-shape.
Lee Ngoh: How about the after version?
Shi Yee: {Sighs} After I said "I do", she seemed to have gone through a personality twist. Such a sweet, obedient girl suddenly change to a money-minded person, and a control freak. Besides that, she became a coca-cola can, straight one.
Lee Ngoh: {Laughs} I send my condolences to you, dad.
Shi Yee: So, why do you want to know this?
Lee Ngoh: Hmm......Just want to know more about the "romantic" stuff.
Shi Yee: Seems like my son has admire someone secretly. I wonder who is that unlucky girl.
Lee Ngoh: Dad! This is my first love, can't you be more encouraging?
Shi Yee: Have you confessed your love yet?
Lee Ngoh: Not yet. I was just about to ask you.
Shi Yee: You can write her a letter.
Lee Ngoh: Dad, we are now in 2010. We have sms, e-mail, msn, facebook and lots of stuff. Why you must choose the most old-fashioned one?
Shi Yee: Old-fashioned but you can capture her heart...
Lee Ngoh: Really? Okay, if I want to write a letter to her, what do you think I should write?
Shi Yee: Sonnet 18 by William Shakespeare. "but thy eternal summer shall not fade".
Lee Ngoh: Sorry dad. She is a chemist. I can't write a poem for her!
Shi Yee: Maybe you can try this...{Clears throat} "you are just like the oxygen. I can't live without you".
Lee Ngoh: That's mushy dad.
Shi Yee: That's why you need the letter. If you can directly speak like that to her, that will save a lot.
Lee Ngoh: Okay...Do you have any other ideas?
Shi Yee: How about singing a love song?
Lee Ngoh: It's embarrassing! Have you done that before?
Shi Yee: Yup, I sang......Well, i can't remember now....but I did sang.
Lee Ngoh: You do know that I am a lousy singer.
Shi Yee: You can sing "you are not alone", one of the famous songs from MJ.
Lee Ngoh: Dad, your ideas are just too bold for me.
Shi Yee: You're just too picky. Don't blame me if you still can't get married by 30. {Light bulb appears} I know it, you can also send a bunch of roses with a card written "I love you".
Lee Ngoh: I don't want to, I think I need to do something different, something that actually touches her heart. She ain't easy you know......
Shi Yee: This is going to be tough. Well, you work hard, I need to go.
Lee Ngoh: You're running away!!
Shi Yee: D.Gray Man is starting!!!
Lee Ngoh: ......
{Lee Ngoh stares as his father rushes to the TV set}
THE END
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**This Is fiction, once again, I repeat, FICTION^^
**I have no records of when was this written, but it was in the first 3 months of 2010...
**This "story" is written in sort of a script form (or dialogue)...
**This was written by Appa...but it's not completed...
**I did a little adding here and there, but no real ideas......Anyone has any ideas?
{Lee Ngoh is in his office, holding a pencil, writing in the air.}
Lee Ngoh: What should I do? Should I write her a poem? No, no, too old. This is the 21st century! Man! I do have an old brain. Hmm......{Keeps thinking of new methods}
{Knock! Knock!}
Lee Ngoh: Come in.
{Secretary comes in}
Secretary: Headmaster, Professor Claire has arrive. Shall I let her in?
Lee Ngoh: Of course. Tell me, do I look good?
Secretary: You look perfect. {Smiles}
{Secretary got out as Professor Claire comes in}
Claire: Good morning, headmaster.
Lee Ngoh: Just call my name...{Smiles nervously}
Claire: Okay. I have been kindly informed that my class on Saturday is changing to Monday. Is there any problem?
Lee Ngoh: No p...pro..blem with the c...c...class. I just wanted to ask......{Hesitates}
Claire: Ask about??
Lee Ngoh: On Saturday free are you whether or not?
Claire: Pardon?
Lee Ngoh: Sorry. Just wanted to ask whether you are free on Saturday or not.......? Maybe, are you free for a movie?
Claire: O...I already have a date. Sorry, sir.
Lee Ngoh: {Heart broken} Never mind.
Claire: Maybe next time. If you said earlier......
{Professor Claire went out, as the door closed behind her......}
Lee Ngoh: O my god!! I can't even make a first move!! Need to think over this carefully, she'll be hard to get with all the other guys in the campus. Maybe I need to get Appa's help......
{Keeps on twirling the pencil and drawing in the air}
TO BE CONTINUED
**I have no records of when was this written, but it was in the first 3 months of 2010...
**This "story" is written in sort of a script form (or dialogue)...
**This was written by Appa...but it's not completed...
**I did a little adding here and there, but no real ideas......Anyone has any ideas?
{Lee Ngoh is in his office, holding a pencil, writing in the air.}
Lee Ngoh: What should I do? Should I write her a poem? No, no, too old. This is the 21st century! Man! I do have an old brain. Hmm......{Keeps thinking of new methods}
{Knock! Knock!}
Lee Ngoh: Come in.
{Secretary comes in}
Secretary: Headmaster, Professor Claire has arrive. Shall I let her in?
Lee Ngoh: Of course. Tell me, do I look good?
Secretary: You look perfect. {Smiles}
{Secretary got out as Professor Claire comes in}
Claire: Good morning, headmaster.
Lee Ngoh: Just call my name...{Smiles nervously}
Claire: Okay. I have been kindly informed that my class on Saturday is changing to Monday. Is there any problem?
Lee Ngoh: No p...pro..blem with the c...c...class. I just wanted to ask......{Hesitates}
Claire: Ask about??
Lee Ngoh: On Saturday free are you whether or not?
Claire: Pardon?
Lee Ngoh: Sorry. Just wanted to ask whether you are free on Saturday or not.......? Maybe, are you free for a movie?
Claire: O...I already have a date. Sorry, sir.
Lee Ngoh: {Heart broken} Never mind.
Claire: Maybe next time. If you said earlier......
{Professor Claire went out, as the door closed behind her......}
Lee Ngoh: O my god!! I can't even make a first move!! Need to think over this carefully, she'll be hard to get with all the other guys in the campus. Maybe I need to get Appa's help......
{Keeps on twirling the pencil and drawing in the air}
TO BE CONTINUED
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
A Propose?
**This Is fiction, once again, I repeat, FICTION^^
**I have no records of when was this written, but it was in the first 3 months of 2010...
**This "story" is written in sort of a script form (or dialogue)...
**This was written by Appa and I (mostly Appa ^^)
Cheng Yi: Today is a big day!!
Lee Ngoh: What big day?
Shi Yee: Today your sister is gonna bring her boyfriend to dinner!
Lee Ngoh: Wow!
{Daughter comes in}
Wei Seen: What are you talking about?
Lee Ngoh: About my future brother-in-law.
Wei Seen: Don't kick up a fuss. It's just a dinner.
Shi Yee: Dinner with my future son-in-law, that's going to be a night...{Smiles}
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Lee Ngoh: Can you feel the love tonight...
Wei Seen: {Sigh} You all will scare him off...
{Ding Dong!!!}
Wei Seen: He is here!
Shi Yee: He is punctual, sharply at seven o'clock.
Cheng Yi: I wonder what he looks like
{Daughter comes in with her boyfriend}
Wei Seen: Appa, Omma, let me introduce my boyfriend. Kira, a Japanese.
Kira: Hello, uncle, aunty.
Wei Seen: This is my dad and mum, the person who is sitting at the dinner table is my ni-san.
Lee Ngoh: Hullo! {Mouth full with food} Nose to meat you!
Cheng Yi: Look at you! You haven't eaten for ten years?
Lee Ngoh: Mom, uuvercitys fud is losy.
Cheng Yi: Pardon?
Shi Yee: he said "university food is lousy".
Cheng Yi: Like father, like son.
{While sitting in the living room}
Cheng Yi: Kira, heard from Wei Seen that you worked as a codebreaker in FBI. Is the salary high? Do you have any property? Do you buy any insurance? Is your job a high-risked one?
Wei Seen: Mum....you ask too many questions!
Kira: Never mind, I will answer her. The job is well-paid. I have a bungalow, a Mercedes and I have accounts in five different banks. I buy insurances of course, there is......{Starts listing all types of insurances} My job is safer compare to the others.
Cheng Yi: {Impressed} Anything to ask? {Turns to Shi Yee}
Shi Yee: Hmm......Since you are a Japanese, do you like any Manga or Anime?
Cheng Yi & Wei Seen: Appa...
Kira: {Not expecting the qestion} Yes, of course. I named myself Kira because I like that character in "Death Note".
Shi Yee: You like "Kira"? But I prefer "L".
Kira: Actually I felt that Kira can be the God of Justice since he can eliminate the criminal that the law cannot.
Shi Yee: But, no matter how imperfect the las it is, we are not the God. We can't simply take away people's lives.
Lee Ngoh: Hey, if you all don't want to take the dinner, I will finish it all. Mum, your culinary skill is superb. As good as your calculating skills...
Cheng Yi: Son, I don't need you to remind how good I am. {Stares}
{After dinner, Appa and Omma are washing the dishes. Lee Ngoh is continuing his university work. Kira and Wei Seen are in the living room alone.}
Kira: Your family is interesting. Your brother is funny, your mum is frank and your dad is......you know...I mean no harm...but...
Wei Seen: My mum always said like that, childish.
Kira: But I like them very much. They are warm, kind and understanding. Hope I can join your family soon.
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Lee Ngoh: Is that a propose?!?
Wei Seen: Appa, Omma, ni-san. We are having a conversation!
Cheng Yi: I justoverheard.
Lee Ngoh: Me too.
Shi Yee: Me three!
{Others fainted}
Wei Seen: Attention!!! Please! It is not a proposal! Kira will be living with us for now. He currently has a job to do here and umm...
Kira: I also want to be by her side, usually I'm all around the country. Since I have the chance, I'll try to know her a lot more and of course the family too.
Cheng Yi: Well, there is no room, why don't you share......
Wei Seen: Omma!!
Cheng Yi: What? {Knowing her plan was found out}
Wei Seen: Nothing. {Smiled}
Cheng Yi: Hmm...I think he can sleep in the guestroom. I'll go clean it up a bit.
Kira: Thank you. Sorry for bothering.
Shi Yee: Movie time!! Hey son, watch with me.
Lee Ngoh: What movie?
Shi Yee: Of course D.Gray Man! We watch it every week!
Lee Ngoh: I have work to do. Why don't you watch it with Wei Seen?
Shi Yee:She's going out. Can't you see she's all dressed up?
{Lee Ngoh went upstairs before Shi Yee starts to urge him to watch the show.}
Shi Yee: Once again, my 43rd week for this year...
Kira: Pardon?
Shi Yee: My 43rd time alone watching D.Gray Man.
Kira: O...I'll watch it with you next week, that is if you want to.
Shi Yee: Okay. Okay. Okay. Then it's set. Next week at 8.30pm.
Kira: Set.
Wei Seen: Kira, are you ready?
Kira: Yup, you look beautiful in that dress.
Wei Seen: Thank you.
Shi Yee: Shh.....The show's starting...
{Kira and Wei Seen walked out quietly}
THE END
**I have no records of when was this written, but it was in the first 3 months of 2010...
**This "story" is written in sort of a script form (or dialogue)...
**This was written by Appa and I (mostly Appa ^^)
Cheng Yi: Today is a big day!!
Lee Ngoh: What big day?
Shi Yee: Today your sister is gonna bring her boyfriend to dinner!
Lee Ngoh: Wow!
{Daughter comes in}
Wei Seen: What are you talking about?
Lee Ngoh: About my future brother-in-law.
Wei Seen: Don't kick up a fuss. It's just a dinner.
Shi Yee: Dinner with my future son-in-law, that's going to be a night...{Smiles}
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Lee Ngoh: Can you feel the love tonight...
Wei Seen: {Sigh} You all will scare him off...
{Ding Dong!!!}
Wei Seen: He is here!
Shi Yee: He is punctual, sharply at seven o'clock.
Cheng Yi: I wonder what he looks like
{Daughter comes in with her boyfriend}
Wei Seen: Appa, Omma, let me introduce my boyfriend. Kira, a Japanese.
Kira: Hello, uncle, aunty.
Wei Seen: This is my dad and mum, the person who is sitting at the dinner table is my ni-san.
Lee Ngoh: Hullo! {Mouth full with food} Nose to meat you!
Cheng Yi: Look at you! You haven't eaten for ten years?
Lee Ngoh: Mom, uuvercitys fud is losy.
Cheng Yi: Pardon?
Shi Yee: he said "university food is lousy".
Cheng Yi: Like father, like son.
{While sitting in the living room}
Cheng Yi: Kira, heard from Wei Seen that you worked as a codebreaker in FBI. Is the salary high? Do you have any property? Do you buy any insurance? Is your job a high-risked one?
Wei Seen: Mum....you ask too many questions!
Kira: Never mind, I will answer her. The job is well-paid. I have a bungalow, a Mercedes and I have accounts in five different banks. I buy insurances of course, there is......{Starts listing all types of insurances} My job is safer compare to the others.
Cheng Yi: {Impressed} Anything to ask? {Turns to Shi Yee}
Shi Yee: Hmm......Since you are a Japanese, do you like any Manga or Anime?
Cheng Yi & Wei Seen: Appa...
Kira: {Not expecting the qestion} Yes, of course. I named myself Kira because I like that character in "Death Note".
Shi Yee: You like "Kira"? But I prefer "L".
Kira: Actually I felt that Kira can be the God of Justice since he can eliminate the criminal that the law cannot.
Shi Yee: But, no matter how imperfect the las it is, we are not the God. We can't simply take away people's lives.
Lee Ngoh: Hey, if you all don't want to take the dinner, I will finish it all. Mum, your culinary skill is superb. As good as your calculating skills...
Cheng Yi: Son, I don't need you to remind how good I am. {Stares}
{After dinner, Appa and Omma are washing the dishes. Lee Ngoh is continuing his university work. Kira and Wei Seen are in the living room alone.}
Kira: Your family is interesting. Your brother is funny, your mum is frank and your dad is......you know...I mean no harm...but...
Wei Seen: My mum always said like that, childish.
Kira: But I like them very much. They are warm, kind and understanding. Hope I can join your family soon.
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Lee Ngoh: Is that a propose?!?
Wei Seen: Appa, Omma, ni-san. We are having a conversation!
Cheng Yi: I justoverheard.
Lee Ngoh: Me too.
Shi Yee: Me three!
{Others fainted}
Wei Seen: Attention!!! Please! It is not a proposal! Kira will be living with us for now. He currently has a job to do here and umm...
Kira: I also want to be by her side, usually I'm all around the country. Since I have the chance, I'll try to know her a lot more and of course the family too.
Cheng Yi: Well, there is no room, why don't you share......
Wei Seen: Omma!!
Cheng Yi: What? {Knowing her plan was found out}
Wei Seen: Nothing. {Smiled}
Cheng Yi: Hmm...I think he can sleep in the guestroom. I'll go clean it up a bit.
Kira: Thank you. Sorry for bothering.
Shi Yee: Movie time!! Hey son, watch with me.
Lee Ngoh: What movie?
Shi Yee: Of course D.Gray Man! We watch it every week!
Lee Ngoh: I have work to do. Why don't you watch it with Wei Seen?
Shi Yee:She's going out. Can't you see she's all dressed up?
{Lee Ngoh went upstairs before Shi Yee starts to urge him to watch the show.}
Shi Yee: Once again, my 43rd week for this year...
Kira: Pardon?
Shi Yee: My 43rd time alone watching D.Gray Man.
Kira: O...I'll watch it with you next week, that is if you want to.
Shi Yee: Okay. Okay. Okay. Then it's set. Next week at 8.30pm.
Kira: Set.
Wei Seen: Kira, are you ready?
Kira: Yup, you look beautiful in that dress.
Wei Seen: Thank you.
Shi Yee: Shh.....The show's starting...
{Kira and Wei Seen walked out quietly}
THE END
Once Upon A Crazy Time
**This Is fiction, once again, I repeat, FICTION^^
**I have no records of when was this written, but it was in the first 3 months of 2010...
**This "story" is written in sort of a script form (or dialogue)...
**This was written by Appa and I...
**Inspiration was (I think) from Omma...
Wei Seen: Why aren't you an actress or in Broadway?
Cheng Yi: Hmm..Do you want me to do that?
Wei Seen: If you want to, I'll give my 100% support.
Shi Yee: {coming out behind the sofa} Are you serious? Are you going to abandon the family?
Cheng Yi: Yes. That is after you give me some cheques for my trip there, the audition fees, my new house, my new dress, my new make-up set......
Shi Yee: What! Hey, you want to fulfill your dream, you do it yourself. I ain't becoming your bank vault.
Cheng Yi: You are already my lovely gold bar since you said I do years ago.
Shi Yee: I regret I said that word...{sigh} Since then, I never stop working, giving you allowance every month, all my property is yours...{stops abruptly as Cheng Yi is holding the racket}
Wei Seen: Stop fighting!!! Dad, it is just a merely, simple family discussion!
Shi Yee & Cheng Yi: URUSAI!!! {Both of them suddenly change to japanese, eyes with blazing flame}
Cheng Yi: You are the one who started this discussion!!! {Cheng Yi turned her head, Wei Seen flees}
Wei Seen: Bye, mum......Bye dad!
{Two of them continued their conversation}
Shi Yee: You are a money-minded, always tire me out!!
Cheng Yi: You make me even tired, since I knew you, you act childishly!!
Shi Yee: But, that is why you like me so much!!
Cheng Yi: Forget about the "so much", that should be used "once upon a time..." Now, you are such a jerk!
Shi Yee: Look who's talking! My life is now controlled by the one I love. I'm now merely your storage system.
Cheng Yi: No...You are my gold bar, my one and only special gold bar that I'll never change in the world.
Shi Yee: {Vomits blood} You are mushy...{soften voice}
{Son comes in with daughter}
Lee Ngoh: That's because you love each other. Remember the song??
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Wei Seen: Not again...
{Sing together}
#I love you, you love me
We are family like family should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too#
Shi Yee: The next time I hear the song, I'm gonna......{Stops as Cheng Yi looked at Shi Yee with warning eyes}
Cheng Yi: Shi Yee......
Shi Yee: I'm outta here.
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: When you're gone, the...
Cheng Yi: Stop...
{Shi Yee comes in later with a sulky face}
Shi Yee: Have you all done singing?
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Of course we will, after you promise us to give RM300 as Chinese New Year pocket money...
Shi Yee: You got me begging you for mercy...
Cheng Yi: Why won't you release me...
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: I'll never let you go
Shi Yee: Why??
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Because we are still too young!!
Shi Yee: What!
Cheng Yi: If you don't mind me saying...Wei Seen, you are already married and Lee Ngoh also has a university!
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Well, we are still young and still need Appa's support.
Shi Yee: Why do I have such kids?
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: How do I live without you...
{Shi Yee faints}
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Oops!
Cheng Yi: Appa, I'm not going to take any allowance.
Shi Yee: {Wakes up} Really?
Cheng Yi: There, he's alive!!
{Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen clap hands}
Shi Yee: I shouldn't have waken up.
THE END
**I have no records of when was this written, but it was in the first 3 months of 2010...
**This "story" is written in sort of a script form (or dialogue)...
**This was written by Appa and I...
**Inspiration was (I think) from Omma...
Wei Seen: Why aren't you an actress or in Broadway?
Cheng Yi: Hmm..Do you want me to do that?
Wei Seen: If you want to, I'll give my 100% support.
Shi Yee: {coming out behind the sofa} Are you serious? Are you going to abandon the family?
Cheng Yi: Yes. That is after you give me some cheques for my trip there, the audition fees, my new house, my new dress, my new make-up set......
Shi Yee: What! Hey, you want to fulfill your dream, you do it yourself. I ain't becoming your bank vault.
Cheng Yi: You are already my lovely gold bar since you said I do years ago.
Shi Yee: I regret I said that word...{sigh} Since then, I never stop working, giving you allowance every month, all my property is yours...{stops abruptly as Cheng Yi is holding the racket}
Wei Seen: Stop fighting!!! Dad, it is just a merely, simple family discussion!
Shi Yee & Cheng Yi: URUSAI!!! {Both of them suddenly change to japanese, eyes with blazing flame}
Cheng Yi: You are the one who started this discussion!!! {Cheng Yi turned her head, Wei Seen flees}
Wei Seen: Bye, mum......Bye dad!
{Two of them continued their conversation}
Shi Yee: You are a money-minded, always tire me out!!
Cheng Yi: You make me even tired, since I knew you, you act childishly!!
Shi Yee: But, that is why you like me so much!!
Cheng Yi: Forget about the "so much", that should be used "once upon a time..." Now, you are such a jerk!
Shi Yee: Look who's talking! My life is now controlled by the one I love. I'm now merely your storage system.
Cheng Yi: No...You are my gold bar, my one and only special gold bar that I'll never change in the world.
Shi Yee: {Vomits blood} You are mushy...{soften voice}
{Son comes in with daughter}
Lee Ngoh: That's because you love each other. Remember the song??
Shi Yee, Cheng Yi & Wei Seen: Not again...
{Sing together}
#I love you, you love me
We are family like family should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too#
Shi Yee: The next time I hear the song, I'm gonna......{Stops as Cheng Yi looked at Shi Yee with warning eyes}
Cheng Yi: Shi Yee......
Shi Yee: I'm outta here.
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: When you're gone, the...
Cheng Yi: Stop...
{Shi Yee comes in later with a sulky face}
Shi Yee: Have you all done singing?
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Of course we will, after you promise us to give RM300 as Chinese New Year pocket money...
Shi Yee: You got me begging you for mercy...
Cheng Yi: Why won't you release me...
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: I'll never let you go
Shi Yee: Why??
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Because we are still too young!!
Shi Yee: What!
Cheng Yi: If you don't mind me saying...Wei Seen, you are already married and Lee Ngoh also has a university!
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Well, we are still young and still need Appa's support.
Shi Yee: Why do I have such kids?
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: How do I live without you...
{Shi Yee faints}
Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen: Oops!
Cheng Yi: Appa, I'm not going to take any allowance.
Shi Yee: {Wakes up} Really?
Cheng Yi: There, he's alive!!
{Lee Ngoh & Wei Seen clap hands}
Shi Yee: I shouldn't have waken up.
THE END
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FYI
I just deactivated my FB account again~
So I'll be spending more time at blogs~
and hopefully, I'll be uploading the stories (from the past~)
I just deactivated my FB account again~
So I'll be spending more time at blogs~
and hopefully, I'll be uploading the stories (from the past~)
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